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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by cynthetiq, Apr 1, 2017.

  1. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    amen
     
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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I knocked over my water glass while sleeping
    Trying to save my dog’s feet from burning
    in a dream

    She had stepped into some flames
    And I reached out to grab her
    In the dream

    My arms reached out in reality
    Hitting the glass on the table to my side
    But I was laying on my side

    It woke me
    Needless to say I had some things to clean up
    And save from getting wet...or staying wet

    Yes, I’ve been known to fight in my sleep
     
  3. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I now use a little short bottled water... with the cap on on my bedside table. After knocking off a glass one too many times. Also, with a capped bottle my cat can't drink out of it.:rolleyes:
     
  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Do you know how many times I hesitate and refrain from posting something inappropriate on FB??

    Or at least be taken the wrong way??

    Thank Goodness for The TFP

    I need to be free !!!
     
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  5. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    Finally getting a forearm pump masturbating by using peanut butter as a lubricant.