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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by cynthetiq, Apr 1, 2017.

  1. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    amen
     
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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I knocked over my water glass while sleeping
    Trying to save my dog’s feet from burning
    in a dream

    She had stepped into some flames
    And I reached out to grab her
    In the dream

    My arms reached out in reality
    Hitting the glass on the table to my side
    But I was laying on my side

    It woke me
    Needless to say I had some things to clean up
    And save from getting wet...or staying wet

    Yes, I’ve been known to fight in my sleep
     
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  3. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I now use a little short bottled water... with the cap on on my bedside table. After knocking off a glass one too many times. Also, with a capped bottle my cat can't drink out of it.:rolleyes:
     
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Do you know how many times I hesitate and refrain from posting something inappropriate on FB??

    Or at least be taken the wrong way??

    Thank Goodness for The TFP

    I need to be free !!!
     
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  5. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    Finally getting a forearm pump masturbating by using peanut butter as a lubricant.
     
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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Yay, I finished all those damn labs in my college course
    Oi vey

    Although, these were actually interesting...
    Ethical hacking
     
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  7. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    dont want to adult today
     
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  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Just finished all my classes - YAY!!
    should get an A in one...a B in the other.

    I'm surprised at the B...the prof was "particular" and not too informative.
    But he gave me a 99 on my Executive Proposal. (took off one point for not page numbering in APA)

    That made the anxiety a LOT less.
    I guess I know these Proposals after god knows how long of kicking them out for work... :rolleyes:
     
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  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Must be something in the air tonight
    Or the die are rolling my way...

    That’s the 2nd spontaneous compliment I’ve gotten from a pretty lady

    Might be a very interesting night
    One can hope :)
     
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  10. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus Donor

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    :D

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Weirder Than Normal Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    My co-worker's whiny girlfriend's text message to him inspired this lunacy:
    [​IMG]


    Education, people- this is why it's important! ;)
     
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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    You can be healing fast and exhausted at the same time.
    Guess the bod is redirecting the energy to healing.

    Which makes total sense, but it inconvenient.
    I think I expect too much of myself.
     
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  13. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    If we could get a couple hundred thousand democrats to move to north and south dakota to vote as a bloc, then we could probably permanently disable the Republican party as it stands. Take away those senate seats. Break the stranglehold on the senate.
     
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  14. International T.

    International T. Slightly Tilted

    REALLY enjoy the vibe here. Been awhile since I've lurked.
     
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  15. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Welcome back. Good to see you come back.
     
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  16. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass Donor

    Location:
    Colorado
    To the lady that was scowling at me yesterday:

    If you are female and wearing yoga pants, I'm checking out your bottom. If that offends you, deal with it. I'm still checking out your bum.

    Besides, I was wearing dark sunglasses and you really don't know what I was looking at (it was your butt).
     
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  17. michaelyoni64 Vertical

    Location:
    AU
    We are in the midst of a federal election. And the ad appears right aftet this heading. I'm not going to be mean. Really.
    But care to list a category for this picture.


    [​IMG]

    Sent from my SM-A530F using Tapatalk
     
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  18. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus Donor

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Watching two scientists passionately argue about a topic in their field of study is the most hilarious shit. My God.
     
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  19. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus Donor

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Have fun this weekend. I'll be watching the count, and hoping Aussies aren't going to be complete idiots at such a crucial time.
     
  20. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    How in the hell did I get involved?

    Lol!

    Carry on.
    --- Double Post Merged, May 13, 2019, Original Post Date: May 13, 2019 ---
    I'll add something that has previously been discussed.

    When you wear attention getting clothing, esp intentionally, out in public, you do not control who gets to look you over.
     
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