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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Dead mouse was in toaster. No longer smells like death
     
  2. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    You did not make toast during the smell of death time span, oh please!
     
  3. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    No. Yuck. I had no appetite during stench, toast would have taken too long to cook in that space. Tt thinks it was electrocuted chewing on an internal wire. Toaster went promptly in garbage. We thought maybe something had died in the vent or something because we cleared traps and the smell lingered.
     
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  4. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    Sleepy....
     
  5. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Final meeting of a very busy two weeks. Time to switch off.
     
  6. redux

    redux Very Tilted Donor

    Location:
    Foggy Bottom
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  7. My boob sort of got all discombobulated and the nipple wasn't in the cup of the bra and thus not protected by the nursing pad.

    I leaked on my shirt.
     
  8. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Just remember Ralphie. You did do it, whatever it was, and you're so, so sorry. (card and flowers)
    --- merged: Apr 10, 2014 at 12:35 PM ---
    I'm missing the sports module, but otherwise this might be mostly accurate... ( my wife has that module somehow ) ( also it seems I have an extra sex module, which she lacks altogether )
     
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  9. My brain is very similar to a man's brain. My ironing module isn't that big though. Don't even own one. My Toilet aiming is impeccable though.
     
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  10. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Location:
    Colorado
    I do, the wool setting kicks ass for waxing skis.
     
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  11. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    We bought an iron at a thrift store just for that purpose.
     
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  12. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I should probably not read porn in public.
     
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  13. roachboy

    roachboy Very Tilted

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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Wow...a TWO whole months at my new gig before someone became petty or particular about an inconsequential thing.
    Pretty good...let's see if it lasts.
     
  15. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets


    Did you do something embarrassing again, my dear?

    Not that I'm complaining, mind you. I'm just sad to have missed it....

    :D
     
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  16. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    When 9:30 p.m. means "quittin' early," you know what kind of week I've had.

    Now to look forward to my next day off: Come on, May!
     
  17. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    No, I'm not embarrassed. Just trying to be considerate.

    The pub is blasting Alice in Chains tonight. Love it.
     
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  18. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets


    There's a distinct difference between doing something embarrassing and being embarrassed, dear snowy. Next time you're in the mood for the former, count me in!

    :p
     
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  19. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    Did someone say May???
     
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  20. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    The Communists want chocolate. Damn.
     
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