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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Zen

    Zen Very Tilted

    Location:
    London
    Ahhhh I'm off to ... oh bugger I'll have JUST one more cup of tea and then definitely off to bed.

    By the way ... anybody seen Poetry? I had a look down the welcome list and saw ChineseCrested, but not Poetry.
     
  2. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    it may rain later today...
     
  3. Lordeden

    Lordeden Part of the Problem

    Location:
    Redneckhell, NC
    I'm almost getting the hang of this new software.
     
  4. CoffeeBee

    CoffeeBee Slightly Tilted

    I locked myself out of the house this morning. Why didn't I take that as a hint and stay home today?
     
  5. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member Donor

    My cats are crazy fastidious.
     
  6. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache? Donor

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Unfortunately, my cat disappeared last year, (I suspect foul play) and my dog just looks at me like I'm unstable.
    I hate licking envelopes, so I use Elmer's Clear Blue Liquid Glue. Works great, dries fast.
     
  7. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I am verging on a fully engaged headache.
    And I don't want to go to work.
     
  8. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson Donor

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    stop the presses! stop the presses! I have defeated the cretins from Sparta
    and my lawn is now mowed (if "lawn" means mostly pretty weeds at least)
     
  9. Lordeden

    Lordeden Part of the Problem

    Location:
    Redneckhell, NC
    I'm not digging the lunch I made today, think today I'm going out for lunch. Not fast food.
     
  10. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson Donor

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    I can hear sheep in the background. Yes this town is that quiet and that is a common enough experience here.
     
  11. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains Donor

    The USA Rugby Facebook Page is like porn.... Mmmmmm scrum shorts.
     
  12. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Hello from Scranton, PA.
     
  13. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    watch out for that truck carrying 30,000 lbs. of bananas...

    (meanwhile, i'm about an hour north of you...)
     
  14. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains Donor

    I am a fan of bananas!
     
  15. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    What do you know? I grabbed some bananas at the front desk. There's not 30,000 lbs. of bananas, but I have bananas in Scranton.
     
  16. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Toronto
    [...] Singles should also keep an eye out for ‘intention gestures.’ “Basically that means the other person wants to touch you, but since she's not sure if you’re receptive, she'll rub her own arm or leg,” says Fisher.

    We notice a couple in the corner, plying one another with forkfuls of cake. This is more mating in action, says Dr. Fisher. To further forge a bond, couples may engage in ‘courtship feeding’—each offering the other a sip of tea or a bite of his or her food. “Nuptial gifts of food are common among many animal species,” Dr. Fisher notes. “When a male chimpanzee offers a female a piece of sugar cane, she’ll copulate with him and then eat the sugar cane. Humans don’t move that quickly, but we all know there’s no such thing as a free lunch!”
    [...]
     
  17. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I'm sorry. Did you just call ZS and I apes? And imply that we're circling each other in preperation of exchanging bodily fluids?

    I'm well aware of what I look like, but I think you owe the lady an apology.
     
  18. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Toronto
    No, just you, jazz. Just you.
     
  19. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains Donor

    Who says humans don't move that quickly? They obviously don't live in a college town.
     
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  20. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Oh. In that case:

    Oooook. Oooook. And I'll be the first to fling feces at you when we meet, Baraka. It will signal the beginning of the Final Showdown.
     
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