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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
  2. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    What do you mean when we meet? Are you unhatching something, you oviparous ape, you?
     
  3. That doesn't sound sexy.
     
  4. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Who, me? :rolleyes:

    You'll know about 3 seconds after you smell rancid bananas. That's when I'll strangle you with your own cardigan.
    --- merged: Aug 3, 2011 9:45 PM ---
    True. But neither was his quote, in my defense. Well, it was for me, but that's because I'm ape-ish. Sort of the simean version of Eden.
     
  5. Bringing up Eden definitely isn't sexy.
     
  6. cj2112

    cj2112 Slightly Tilted

    ok...really. what next?
     
  7. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Trust me, I know. I know. [shudder]

    Ok, I'm off to build my nest for the night and plot world domination.
     
  8. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    "What are we going to do tonight Brain?
    The same thing we do every night Pinky...."
     
  9. orionben New Member

    I am going to bed..... must be pretty pointless as I wouldn't post this on twitter or facebook, which can be pretty useless ;)
     
  10. Self cleaning ovens are a lie. I waited years and mine was far too lazy to clean itself.
     
  11. Plan9 FORMAT C:

    Location:
    This Island Earth
    ...their level of intelligence seems to be somewhere between that of an average canine and a primate. Due to their level of intelligence, individual bears have personalities and unique ways of dealing with situations ... bears have learned to minimize fighting and fatal interactions by developing a complex language (both verbal and body posturing) and social structure.[16]

    TIL: Kodiak bears are smarter than the cast of Jersey Shore.
     
  12. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    it's 5:30. good god.
    but i am excited about my mini-vacay tomorrow.
    that helps.
     
  13. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    damn if it ain't still rainin'...
     
  14. Yep, raining here. A woman interviewed by the Independent yesterday grows sunflowers. She was realy pleased with all the hot dry weather, and yesterday said she hoped it would continue throughout august. Guess thats her day pissed on then.
     
  15. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    My first three forum posts of substance here on 5.0 have to do with alcohol.

    Clearly I'm on a roll.
     
  16. Plan9 FORMAT C:

    Location:
    This Island Earth
    "You should not drink... and bake."
     
  17. 1 month until my birthday. My 30th birthday.
     
  18. 1 month until my birthday. My 30th birthday.
    --- merged: Aug 4, 2011 3:45 PM ---
    uhh....posted twice....can someone smarter than I delete this???? I couldn't, or at least didn't know how.
     
  19. Redlemon

    Redlemon Getting Tilted

    Location:
    New England
    While we were on vacation, the maintenance guys from our condo complex finally replaced our kitchen floor with a nice premium sheet vinyl. And, while putting the oven back into place, dropped the oven and left a really obvious divot. It is glued down, I don't know how they plan to fix this one.
     
  20. Plan9 FORMAT C:

    Location:
    This Island Earth
    Butter chicken fail. I'm eating Indian food prepared by Indians who have been making the same goddamn thing since last year. What gives?
     
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