I'm picturing Baraka with a big bowl of chocolate covered pretzels, munching down in front of a porn flick, in the classic "Al Bundy slumped on the couch with his hands down his pants" pose. That's a happy dude.
According to the LGBT community (Lovely Greasy Baked Treats) the box is legal until its expiration date.
Yeah, this too. (crack of watching crack ) It does gets the edge off and gives you a rush. Thank god the high doesn't go away. But you can overdo it...at least leave some layers of skin. Question, can penises have muscles?? Seems to have more tautness these days. (maybe I need to quick exercising so much and loosen the grip )
Let's just hope that Baraka doesn't sit too close to that couch's edge. I should try getting down on my knees in front of my partner with a jar of warm Nutella in one hand and his dick in the other. Nothing like satisfying two addictions at the same time.
Would be kind of messy and we only have one set of sheets... Let's see, looks like Thursday will be laundry day.
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The trouble with buying "Fresh Fruit" here in FL of all places is, it is awful. I guess I am old enough to remember when Peaches, Plums and Pears tasted like real fruit...bite into it and juice ran down your chin....these days its either hard as a rock and/or has NO taste..... That said, the only fruit I'll buy are Apples...still good, Watermelon, (sometimes ok) and oranges....the Melons are generally awful
Yep. I hadn't had really good fruit since last living in the west 30 years previously. Relatedly, I hadn't gotten my weight under control since I left my fresh fruit and vegetables days. Without hesitation I can state that fresh, inexpensive fruit is key to a happy Fangirl.
I can't keep ice cream in the house and realized yesterday that fun-sized candy is out of the question, too. Am going to buy it on Halloween day and throw away the leftovers on Halloween, after the kids have come and gone. I get to eat what I want on Halloween itself, no guilt.
I'm trying to cut back on junk food in general. It's easier to just not buy it rather than buy it and not eat it. It's weird though, people keep trying to give me baked goods. Thanksgiving here was rough. People seemed offended that I didn't want desserts. Like, somehow it's a personal affront to them that I would rather pass on the pumpkin pie. It's not even that I don't like pumpkin pie; it's just that I weigh 190 pounds which is the most I've ever weighed in my life and I want to nip this shit in the bud. Then magpie's mom brought over pie too so it was kind of a thing. Next week will be better I guess.
OMG, pie! It is totally everywhere now and will be through Christmas. I flinch and move on when I grocery shop now. I cannot even imagine how hard it would be to turn down homemade PIE.