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Food QOTD #86: What's your "crack"? (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Tilted Food' started by genuinemommy, Sep 9, 2016.

  1. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    I'm picturing Baraka with a big bowl of chocolate covered pretzels, munching down in front of a porn flick, in the classic "Al Bundy slumped on the couch with his hands down his pants" pose.
    That's a happy dude.
     
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  2. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    According to the LGBT community (Lovely Greasy Baked Treats) the box is legal until its expiration date. ;)
     
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  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Yeah, this too. (crack of watching crack ;) )

    It does gets the edge off and gives you a rush.
    Thank god the high doesn't go away.

    But you can overdo it...at least leave some layers of skin.
    Question, can penises have muscles?? Seems to have more tautness these days. (maybe I need to quick exercising so much and loosen the grip :rolleyes: )
     
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  4. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Let's just hope that Baraka doesn't sit too close to that couch's edge.;)

    I should try getting down on my knees in front of my partner with a jar of warm Nutella in one hand and his dick in the other. Nothing like satisfying two addictions at the same time.:p
     
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  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    warm Nutella... @Lindy - perfect :p
     
  6. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Would be kind of messy and we only have one set of sheets... Let's see, looks like Thursday will be laundry day.:D
     
  7. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    I think I need to label this thread NSFW.
     
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  8. DAKA

    DAKA DOING VERY NICELY, THANK YOU

    "YOU" people are weird.........
     
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  9. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted Donor

    Location:
    Tulsa
    Geez Lueez I Love this place.
     
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  10. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    For me right now, fresh fruit nearly provokes orgasm.
     
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  11. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

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    Large City, TX

    I will not post a cucumber joke.
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  12. DAKA

    DAKA DOING VERY NICELY, THANK YOU

    The trouble with buying "Fresh Fruit" here in FL of all places is, it is awful.
    I guess I am old enough to remember when Peaches, Plums and Pears tasted like real fruit...bite into it and juice ran down your chin....these days its either hard as a rock and/or has NO taste.....
    That said, the only fruit I'll buy are Apples...still good, Watermelon, (sometimes ok) and oranges....the Melons are generally awful
     
  13. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    Yep. I hadn't had really good fruit since last living in the west 30 years previously. Relatedly, I hadn't gotten my weight under control since I left my fresh fruit and vegetables days. Without hesitation I can state that fresh, inexpensive fruit is key to a happy Fangirl.
     
  14. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted Donor

    High Five rame is my crack.
     
  15. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pav├ęs, la plage Donor

    Location:
    Temasek
    Ice cream.

    I can't have it in the house.
     
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  16. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    I can't keep ice cream in the house and realized yesterday that fun-sized candy is out of the question, too. Am going to buy it on Halloween day and throw away the leftovers on Halloween, after the kids have come and gone. I get to eat what I want on Halloween itself, no guilt.
     
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  17. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member Donor

    Well, I finished those toaster pastries. I am NOT buying them again.
     
  18. martian

    martian Server Monkey Staff Member

    Location:
    Mars
    I'm trying to cut back on junk food in general. It's easier to just not buy it rather than buy it and not eat it.

    It's weird though, people keep trying to give me baked goods. Thanksgiving here was rough. People seemed offended that I didn't want desserts. Like, somehow it's a personal affront to them that I would rather pass on the pumpkin pie. It's not even that I don't like pumpkin pie; it's just that I weigh 190 pounds which is the most I've ever weighed in my life and I want to nip this shit in the bud.

    Then magpie's mom brought over pie too so it was kind of a thing.

    Next week will be better I guess.
     
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  19. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    OMG, pie! It is totally everywhere now and will be through Christmas. I flinch and move on when I grocery shop now. I cannot even imagine how hard it would be to turn down homemade PIE.
     
  20. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted Donor

    Wine. Underwood Cellars pinot noir is my crack.