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Sex Parties

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by clarksdale, Jul 10, 2012.

  1. clarksdale

    clarksdale Vertical

    Location:
    Minnesota
    I'm curious - are there really parties where people play sexual games and end up having sex? or is that a mythical porn convention? And if there are such things, how do we get invited?
     
  2. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    They really happen. From what I can tell, the best way to get invited is to join swinging communities.

    Years ago, I was a party that turned into something like this. I wasn't really interested. Not my scene.
     
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  3. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
    Yep, that's a real thing.
     
  4. Seaver

    Seaver Vertical

    Location:
    Dallas
    Most cities have them. General rule of thumb is no entry without a girl obviously. Came close a couple of times, but my girl(s) have always backed out. However, just the discussion has led to some really great nights regardless.
     
  5. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I would totally hit that, but I don't even get invited to normal parties. :(
     
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  6. SuburbanZombie

    SuburbanZombie Housebroken

    Location:
    Northeast
    Sex parties?
    I'm not familiar with either of those words.

    I wouldn't have to actually attend. Just the thought of it on the ride there will be enough. Finish before it starts...
     
  7. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
    Maybe if you didn't spend your time reading poorly written "mommy porn"...
     
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  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    yep
    but they aren't regular...and if they become so, they tend to get shut down.

    At least in the "puritanical" U.S.

    I don't object to them at all...but personally, I don't like "the weirdness" of people when they get to that point.

    For example, I used to clerk at an Adult Bookstore in my youth, one with all the bells & whistles (so to speak) and little movie booths in the back.
    Now, I'm liberal minded when it comes to sex...but it just got "strange" there often enough. Like people can't handle their base side...and it got wacked.
    Sometime dark, sometimes surreal, sometimes wacky...just different.

    Now, I'm all for good ol' pure raw enjoyment of sex and everything that goes with it.
    But I don't want to experience people going all, "Apocolypse Now" around me, or "The Shining", or "Eyes Wide Shut", etc.
    Not bad...just kind of kooky, creepy, ooky. (and not in a friendly Adams Family sort of way)

    I'm for "corruption" but only if people can handle their corruption.
    You know what I'm sayin'?
    Life is complicated as it is, without going out of your way to experience the characters in the Twilight Zone.
    Why can people just have fuckin' sex???
     
  9. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    You get a "like" from me, and from my SO. :D
     
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  10. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Is that some kind of secret invitation? :cool:
     
  11. Cwtch38

    Cwtch38 Bat Shit Crazy

    Location:
    Uk
    I have heard of them but never found one or been invited, it wasn't on my bucket list of things to do but I might just add it. :D
     
  12. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico

    You're always welcome down here. I can't promise you any wild sex parties but I can't promise you they won't happen either.
     
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  13. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Mexico - proud home of the donkey show since 1956!
     
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  14. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Uh, don't they charge more for the donkey than the women?
     
  15. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I don't think the OP asked about the price of donkeys.
     
  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Based on all the crap I've read off places like old TFP, Reddit, SomethingAwful, etc., it seems that sex parties usually work best if you're a married dude with a hot wife that you're willing share with other married dudes. Nobody wants a single guy to show up at the door with a bottle of champagne and a Super Troopers mustache. I've never read about an attractive single woman showing up by herself to these kinda things.

    Sex parties strike me as a crotch pot luck type thing: middle-aged people show up and swap what they've brought. 50/50 chance of horribleness.
     
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  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Not to mention the lukewarmness. Not to mention the undesirable coagulation. And think of that cheese you eat in church basements. You know, the stuff that's both sweaty and dried out at the same time.
     
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  18. Never been to a sex party. Never ate cheese in a church basement, either.

    Causation, correlation or just a coincidence?
     
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  19. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico

    Just like Camels... nine of of ten men who've tried donkeys prefer women. Oddly enough the ten percent preferring donkeys were all in the infantry.
     
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