I couldn't find this thread when I posted this in the How Many Times thread. It's more topical here. The owner of a sex shop had never been able to take a lunch break, so he hired an assistant. The first day, a lady comes in wanting to buy an insertable appliance (yeah, one of those). She says "How much is that 6" one?" Assistant looks and says "Ten bucks." Lady says "How much is that 10" one?" Assistant looks and says "Twenty five bucks." Lady then looks around and says "How much is that big plaid one?" The assistant hesitated and then quoted a rather high price." Lady says "I'll take it." Later, when the owner comes back and ask how things had gone, the assistant says "Pretty good! I sold your thermos for seventy five bucks!"