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Sexual fantasy

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by ralphie250, Aug 1, 2012.

  1. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    You probably just need to start posting selfies.

    Lots and lots of selfies.

    ...especially if you look like Patrick Stewart.
     
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  2. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    Nobody dreams of the fat guy. Or do they????? Nah ;)
     
  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
    Some of you have already seen my ugly mug...and you know darn-tootin' well that I don't look exactly like Patrick Stewart.
    You got your selfies in the MP...I'm just not a massive pic type of guy. (Hell, I don't even have a vid of me anywhere)

    Besides...I'll note as a long-time comic fan, Prof X was represented in many different ways over time.
    Now all we have in common is our clean noggins. (my voice isn't even as noble as his...although I do try)
    Perhaps a bit, if I'm in my suit...and you ignore my "Shaggy" beard and glasses. (my work look)
    But if I'm in my T-Shirt, Jeans and contacts...I'm told I look like Stone Cold Steve Austin. (but quite a bit less juiced)
    And when I was younger, I looked like a friggin' Ken doll...with no meat on his bones.
    (maybe @Redravin can give a better description...he just hung with me over the weekend)

    Geez...make one analogy...and people go crazy. :rolleyes:
    Since when does anyone take me seriously? Seriously...
    Anyone that knows me...I'm a big goof with a big heart...and a big mouth.
    Sex on THAT vision. Smoke it, toke it...take it to the bank.
     
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  4. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted Donor

    I look approximately like Shrek, but with a beard.
     
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  5. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    I know you've posted images of yourself before. You just have to post more of them.
     
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  6. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    They're just too shy to admit it.

    Shy?
    TFP?
    What?
     
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  7. OtherSyde

    OtherSyde Slightly Tilted Donor

    Location:
    San Diego, CA
    For some reason I have this weird fetish for very muscled women. Not like huge bulky body builders, just women of normal size who are slim but shredded as all hell and have defined arm muscles, six-packs, etc. - like Crossfit women, or small/petite but very strong body-builder women like Dana Linn Bailey:

    [​IMG]
     
  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I have yet to be with a fitness buff, even when I was a fitness buff.
    Close...but no cigar.
    It would be interesting...but I have a feeling they wouldn't be into me now.
    But it would be nice incentive to get buff again. :cool:
     
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  9. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    Wow, that is like 100% the opposite of what I usually like. Any chick that ripped is guaranteed to turn me off.
     
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  10. OtherSyde

    OtherSyde Slightly Tilted Donor

    Location:
    San Diego, CA

    I value fitness and strength - and no, I'm not secretly latently gay or something so don't even draw that common conclusion. There's a big difference between physically fit girls and dudes, namely being pheromones, body shape, and penises.
     
  11. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    I have no idea why it would make me think you're gay. Has nothing to do with anything. And, frankly, I don't think dudes look good all ripped out, either.

    To me, though, such an intensive focus on physical development, the attainment of hardened muscles and ultra-leanness speaks of toughness and aggressiveness, not softness and pleasures.
     
  12. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher Donor


    And that right there is why the rabbi has me seriously considering converting to Judaism (assuming that "convert" is the right term to use for a disinterested agnostic).

    Also, you're only gay if you like to have sex with other guys. Not because of some sort of made-up bullshit that someone else wants to use to belittle you. So, @othersyde, I humbly request that the next time some dipshit calls you "gay" because you like fit/strong women, may I suggest that you reply that they're still women and that the other party has little room to criticize since you think that all sheep look pretty much the same. Perhaps he can give you a lesson on how to separate the "pretty" ones? ;)
     
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  13. Why would you think its a "weird fetish"? Let alone that it makes you gay? And whether or not you're gay doesn't really bare on being hot for fit women? Anyway, technically speaking, at lest clinically, its not a fetish just because you find it attractive or arousing.
     
  14. Herculite

    Herculite Slightly Tilted

    Shes been called out as a steroid user (and her husband for that matter), and looking at those pictures I'd have to agree. Women, naturally, have a higher body fat then men, which is almost completely absent on her. I find once you get into "physically impossible" by natural means attraction goes down for most people, even in men.

    So while that doesn't do it for me.
    [​IMG]

    That I'd hit like the angry fist of god :p
     
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  15. ...and I think fit/strong women are hot too.
     
  16. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Gentlemen, your appreciation of female body types is much appreciated... In the spirit of the OP, what do you fantasize about doing with these women?
     
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  17. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher Donor

    Hey, I just posted about a rabbi, a sheep and a not-gay guy. That can't go anywhere good unless they walk into a bar.
     
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  18. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Wait a minute.....we're allowed to fantasize about the women that we appreciate?
    That's not what my wife told me :p.
     
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  19. Herculite

    Herculite Slightly Tilted

    Generally I'd start with a three way kiss (her, me, my wife), which is a amazingly good "ice breaker". After my wife and her would make out a bit alone, and then we would all go to a room. We would then share each other, both going down on one then the other. At some point after both women had orgasmed from oral, I would have sex with the other woman while my wife would continue to make out with her. After that we would go find something to eat :D
     
  20. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    This is the TFP, after all.
     
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