Sexual fantasy

This little troll doesn't belong in any conversation about sexual fantasies. He's.....hell, I think I need to create a new word for him. He's antisexy.

 

I wouldnt know anything about that.

 

No, you wouldn't. See, you have full time job that requires manual labor and technical skill, a wife/daughter and responsibilities beyond showering when your own body funk begins to grow on the pleather office chair in which you sit to play a Massive Multiplayer Online Role-playing Game.

 

Asian girls talk less? HaHa.
Anyway interesting statistics.

 

It's funny but I don't often try to list my fantasies. Too many. I don't even think of them as fantasies. I guys I'm just a horny bastard.

I'd pretty much like to try everything on you list. Except I'd be one of the guys. I'd love to be the guy sharing his woman.

I'm not onto the idea of a broodmare or forced lactation. Not my bag. And I don't even know what vag hooks are.

Anything even remotely related to group sex gets me really hot under the collar.

 

Funny, with all of Plan9 's stats, I get caught on his English Professor's spelling error. *sigh*
School stress is ruining me.

 

Pretty much all sex is a fantasy.

 

Pfft, okay. All the sweat and that big wet spot on the bed afterward... real enough for me.

 

I really didnt have any that hadnt been taken care of... but now I have this strange urge to have Plan9 running live commentary to my dungeon activities

 

That would be a kick ass thread.

 

Thanks. I am significantly less grating than Gilbert Gottfried.

 

I dont think it is..

 

rogue49 thats it exactly.

I want what I want when and how I want it.

Sometimes I want my wife to abuse the shit out of me while going at it.

Sometimes I want her and her cousin (female) to tear me apart on the kitchen table after a BBQ.

Sometimes I want my best friend and I to DP on willing girls on vacation.

Sometimes I want to take my boss on the conference room desk while the girl from admin mounts my face.

And no consequences.

 

"I don't want somebody to love me, just give me sec whenever I want it..." Yep. I get it, man.


I've actually been thinking about this thread for a few days now. It occurred to me that, for the most part, the things I fantasize about aren't things I want to actually experience.


Except maybe finger cuffs. Hmmm.

 

a zipless fuck, sounds good to me