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Sexual fantasy

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by ralphie250, Aug 1, 2012.

  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Is that like the dragon-headed toy the Addams Family had in their movie?? ;)

    YOOOOuuuuuu RAAAAaaannngg??? (Lurch...Large, deep & slow...but always gets the job done.)

    Of course, Thing could give you a hand job...or just finger you well. :p

    Sorry,...the ideas the just pop into my head sometimes...one connection to another...
     
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  2. Plan9

    Plan9 Standing in the Door Donor

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    I thought "finger cuff" / "Chinese finger trap" was a term used to describe a girl that liked to entertain two gentlemen at the same time, one from either end.
     
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  3. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

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    dp'd!
     
  4. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Throw me up against a wall and just touch me, feel me, press me so I feel your heart beating next to mine. Kiss me gently on my my neck, oh yeah, and work his way down my body to those power points that take me down to my knees.
    Something I have never experienced yet...
     
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  5. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Standing in the Door Donor

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    Well-well, I learn something new and smutty every day.

    I guess my initial assumption was mostly correct.

    ...

    There's just way too much energy in this thread.

    And not nearly enough party.
     
  8. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    I'm not sure this is the right spot for this, by my fantasies tend to include LARPing.

    Is this the right thread?
     
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  9. Plan9

    Plan9 Standing in the Door Donor

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    Only if sword = penis.

    "Run her through!"
     
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  10. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    The cool thing about casting Magic Missile is that it never misses its target.

    And I mean never.
     
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  11. Plan9

    Plan9 Standing in the Door Donor

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    Well, I guess that is slightly more classy than Pitbull's take on the topic: "...now here go some egg whites!"
     
  12. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    But seriously....

    A well-endowed, sexy-and-therefore-rare-yet-not-impossible-to-find geeky girl all done up with chainmail-framed, sparkle-dredged cleavage and not-too-fake-looking elf ears who gets off on running around in the woods with guys in pajamas pretending to be powerful wizards that can destroy the world with their minds?

    Hawt!
     
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  13. Phi Eyed

    Phi Eyed Getting Tilted

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    The only fantasy I have regarding sex is that it stays alive and well as a source of motivation, inspiration and comfort, for the remains of my time here in whatever form it comes. Hanging from the ceiling once is not as appealing to me as still wanting to when I’m 90.
     
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  14. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member Donor

    I'm down.
     
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  15. I need to find new mens. The only boys in my little black book that would be up for so me kink live too far away.

    Hmm, I believe I've done all the things I've wanted to do. I just need to broaden what I want to do. Of course I'd LOVE to do it on the 50 yard line at Paul Brown Stadium.....with a Bengal. I don't even care if he's 3rd string.

    Maybe I should sit down with Poetry and shanifaye and take notes and maybe create NEW fantasies.
     
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  16. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Roll for initiative, she-elf!

    Roll a saving throw vs. will or succumb to my sorcerous charms!

    Roll a saving throw vs. fortitude or swooning before my mighty magicks!
     
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  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Well, this is a message board...pretty much all Potential Energy.

    Unless you've got an advanced holodeck interactive version of the TFP...I think the only partying is what you do for yourself
    in conjunction with the descriptions of sexual fantasy you're reading. (no offense 9, Bad Visual...at least for me, NTTAWWT :p )

    I'll ask cynthetiq how long until we get to that version though.
    Shouldn't be long a wait...


    **Geez...that would bring discussions on the board to WHOLE new level...
     
  18. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Weirder Than Normal Donor

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    It occurred to me that the Apparatus of Kwalish, the Rod of Seven Parts, the Oil of Slipperiness and the Rod of Splendor, while not related to sex in any way in the D&D game, still manage to elicit an immature chuckle from me everytime I see them in a treasure hoard. ;)
     
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  19. And treasure hoard kind of sounds like an Orgy.....
     
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  20. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    You forgot Bigby's Clenched Fist.
     
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