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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

  1. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    Those skin tight jeans look absolutely stunning on you. I'll keep my thoughts to myself though. Don't want to lose my job. The white boots are pretty awesome too.
     
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  2. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    And then, I got to see a pretty bra through the peek a boo(b) gap in someone else's blouse. 2020 might end up being a very good year indeed!
     
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  3. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    I love me some nice FMB's.
     
  4. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    Honestly, it's ALWAYS a pleasure to see you walk into my office. Doesn't matter what you wear, your smile just lights up my day. Wish I could do something about it, but, ain't gonna happen.
     
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  5. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    never know.....
     
  6. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    Unfortunately, yeah, I know. Mild flirting at best. On both our parts.
     
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  7. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    High heels, tight, ass hugging blue jeans, squared off top that shows decent cleavage. It's good to be Mr MD today at work.

    Also, the wife had a dream where her ultra conservative sister was blowing me on a bus, and her youngest sister was watching and rolling her eyes. Sounds about right. :confused:
     
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  8. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    Maybe the wife's trying to tell you something......:)
     
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  9. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    Oh man, I HOPE so!
     
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  10. Herculite

    Herculite Very Tilted

    The condoms have arrived!

    [​IMG]

    This box, (well not THIS one) rests on my nightstand. Tonight we will see how it goes. We normally don't need condoms with each other but this is for SCIENCE!

    (I expect them to be baggy for the record, I'm bigger than normal but I'm not gigantic).
     
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  11. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    And are we supposed to believe that the "right" size happens to be size 69?
    I mean what are the odds of that?
     
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  12. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    Next question... How do you come up with "my size"

    Sent from my VS996 using Tapatalk
     
  13. Herculite

    Herculite Very Tilted

    I posted it earlier in this thread, that I used a measuring app..

    Measuring with the MY.SIZE App

    I asked on another forum online and was told by guys who used it that it was pretty accurate for them. My wife is out until later tonight so no test run yet.
     
  14. Herculite

    Herculite Very Tilted

    Ok trial run over.

    Yea they fit. I think perfect would be a 67 but worked just fine and they don't make a 67. Sensation.... Meh condoms but I could at least finish. Tight ones fail there.
     
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  15. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    congrats.
     
  16. InnocenceLost

    InnocenceLost New Member

    Location:
    US
    Oh my God I'm so sorry to hear that that is awful poor guy
     
  17. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    So I'm sure you know you have a great rack......and you wore a low cut top to work today.
    Then when you saw me walking down the hall toward you, you suddenly had the need to bend fully over at the waist, facing me, to get something from the bottom shelf of your nursing cart.
    The view was spectacular and I thank you, but what am I to make of it?
     
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  18. Herculite

    Herculite Very Tilted

    Sex party night. I'm hoping to give the new condoms a field trial :D
     
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  19. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    Jonesboro ga
    And......

    Sent from my VS996 using Tapatalk
     
  20. Herculite

    Herculite Very Tilted

    Well party was ok but nothing special and we left about midnight without any sexy times. The vibe was far more social than physical and not well attended (maybe 100 people).