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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

  1. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    I might do that. The only thing i know of (being a standard user) is that every now and then you will find a video that you have to be a premium member to view. when ever that happens i just keep scrolling onto the next one.
    I assume its just like everything else..... email, password, botta bing, botta boom?
     
  2. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    Roger that. I did not enter any credit card info.
     
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  3. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    That makes it even better
     
  4. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    Well i masterbated twice on wednesday, once on thursday. no one was home so i was just feeling it. my wife was at the store yesterday and i got home and got in the shower. after i got out of the shower i decided to fo it again...... she was home and i didnt know it and she walked in on me in mid stroke. needless to say that was a HUGH turn on for her and we had great fucking sex last night
     
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  5. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    I was exhausted after work yesterday but Mrs. had the day off and was feeling frisky......she rode me like a rented pony!
     
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  6. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    i know the feeling. ive been working my ass off, and i had the energy to rub one off i was surprised
     
  7. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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    Metaphorically perfect! And then you played her like a cheap rented accordion.
     
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  8. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    If only! I closed my eyes and next thing I knew it was morning. It was blissful.
     
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  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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  10. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

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    This struck me as funny.

    1000+ images about Signs _ Posters on Pinterest _ Diners ___.jpg
     
  11. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Last edited: Jun 10, 2020
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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    I’m a healthy 52 year old
    The only sex question I have these days is,
    “How y’doin’?” ;)
     
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  13. So, we've got a mini streak going. The wife has been put to sleep two nights in a row via my tongue on her pussy. YAY US! We also got in a quick Spoon session on Sunday so, we are heading in the right direction. Woot, woot!
     
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  14. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    this could be its own thread
     
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  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member Donor

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    Risky Business :cool:


    Actually, the horse that won the race dedicated to my engagement party to my ex-wife was "Risk Seeking" :eek::rolleyes:
     
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  16. ralphie250

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    Had fucking phenomenal sex last night.... woke up with a hard on and just bacillary rolled her over and had my way with her. good times were had by both of us.

    she seems to be opening up little by little and im ok with that, me on the other hand i still get nervous when i try new or different things. I dont know why. I guess im just insecure about it maybe it has to do with being fat or having a small dick or a combination of both.

    for years i was told no not tonight so many times that i basically quit trying. maybe Thats it who knows. But i am trying to get better about it. sometimes when i try to just ravage her she holds back and it makes me think i am doing something wrong....I know communication... so i quit or just go back to what i know works and it can become stagnant. is that wrong? I think so. But (as of the 25th of this month) after 21 years of marriage it happens. we both know what we want or want to do but we dont.

    she will send pics on occasion and i know that means that shes thinking about sex. Years ago she never did that so im hoping that she opening up a little. some of yall have seen them so i know she thinks about even if she will not admit it.

    a week or so ago we were talking about sex in general over text messages thtough out the day and at one point she said "IF WE ARE BEING TOTALLY HONEST, AS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS I MUST TELL YOU THAT IM GETTING REALLY WET JUST SITTING HERE" That made my day. i fantasized that she was masturbating. but she has made it clear over the years that she does not do that and is not comfortable with it. so i dont push the issue as much as i would like to.

    we love the tv show swingers. its on playboy tv, and the show gigolos. gigolos is on showtime. it turns us both on and we both fantasize about that but it will never happen. maybe being their and being a voyeur would more than likely be the extent of it. Its one of those things that we both want to talk about but neither one of us know it will never happen.

    any suggestions on how to overcome my fear?
    have you ever had that fear? if so what did you do and how did it work out?
    i know its ok and whatever happens happens and its out sex life.

    now that ive been taking testosterone replacement therapy i will say that i am way hornier than i used to be. i wake up with a hard on, i wake up at like 3 in the morning with a hard on, and i have been masturbating more than normal. sorry if it is tmi
     
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  17. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    It really sounds like you two are on the right track......maybe just taking a while to reach your destination, wherever that may be.
    We just had our 22nd wedding anniversary. Our sex life is great, but it took a long time to get comfortable trying new things and not being embarrassed.
     
  18. ralphie250

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    Thats the fucked up thing. im very outgoing, will talk to anyone and do not ever get embarassed. Except for in the bedroom....
     
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  19. Well, now that I'm back in the office, I must say, it's nice getting reacquainted with all the lovely ladies here. Scooped tops, tight jeans, boob hugging tops, it's all good. VERY GOOD!

    Now, if I can only convince them to flash me like my co-worker did while we were on lockdown. ;):cool:;)
     
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  20. Just had sex! Awesome fun with my former co-worker. WOOT! WOOT!
     
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