Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

Let's hear it for tennis skirts. Hip, hip, hooray!

 

thats one reason i watch tennis

 

Cockblocked!
By the golden retriever no less.
We shall try again this evening.

 

Lesbians call it




a beaver damn

 

We watched an amateur swinger video together and some serious pounding ensued.
We never watched adult material together up until about a year ago.
I don't know what the hell we were waiting for........

 

Blouse gaps at work are AWESOME!

 

Today is tight pants day at work! WOO HOO!

 

Did you get any offers?

 

Unfortunately, no.

 

how did your pants fit?

 

Not tight enough evidently. Butt, (see what I did there) I was talking about the co-workers pants so it's all good.

 

tried to get the wife to go commando the other day..... needless to say that didn't work out very well

 

Like.....out in public somewhere commando?
Or chilling at home?

 

Love waking up with the smell of pussy on my goatee.

 

PLAYFUL OTTERS...

Human sperm roll like 'playful otters' as they swim, study finds - CNN

 

It smells like....victory!