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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

  1. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
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    Home.

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  2. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
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    You need to talk to my wife. :)

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  3. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    I can get away with it sometimes.
    If we are planning sexyfuntime and she takes a shower, I will go steal her underwear. That may be a few hours before go-time so she gets at least a few hours of commando time.
    If I tried that before we are going out, I'd probably get punched!
     
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  4. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
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    me and you both, and i dont want to explain why i have a black eye
     
  5. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    Had wake up sex this morning. First time in a couple of weeks. Damn this getting older.

    Still, had sex! And I didn't even have to wear a paper bag this time!
     
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  6. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    Was it still dark out, or did she keep her eyes closed? :)
     
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  7. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    It was early morning so both of us were sleepy. LOL. Got in a bonus oral session last night. WOOT! WOOT!
     
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  8. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    Three days straight of oral delights. :cool:

    On a side note, the ladies are wearing tight pants today. WOOT WOOT!
     
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  9. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    On another side note, the gap in the button down blouse featuring booby and mom bra was quite nice as well.
     
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  10. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    Damn it, I'm like a horndog teenager lately. No sex, oral or otherwise, last night but that's okay, we can get back to it tonight.

    My Greek Goddess is wearing a very tight pair of patterned stretch pants today, along with a white top and a camisole. I'm gonna guess there's no bra, but it's only a guess.

    The ladies are really stepping up their game lately, or maybe I'm just noticing them more now that the wife and I are on a streak. Either way, I'm all for it. :D:cool:
     
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  11. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Not sexual, but adult relationship-oriented...

    Do you ever notice how often someone ends a romantic relationship and winds up living a close-to-carbon copy of the life they left behind? Eerily similar partners in appearance or otherwise, the same sort of pets, etc? I get it, people have types. But sometimes it's so much more that it's hard to ignore.
     
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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Man, I need to get laid

    This Crud puts a crimp in the options and potential
     
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  13. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    There's an old expression, which of course I can't remember when I need to, so I'll paraphrase:
    Suffer the familiar rather than risk the unknown.
     
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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
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  15. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
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    had some great sex this weekend. that mind blowing kind that makes you wonder if that was really your wife
     
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  16. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    I'd recommend asking her but then again......:D
     
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  17. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
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    thought about it, but then i thought better of it. lol :p:D
     
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  18. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    Had the most awesome dreams last night. First one, youngest SIL let me suckle her tits. One suckle on each breast. Next up was my wife's best friend. She went down on me and then the wife joined in.

    AWESOME!
     
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  19. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    It's the weekend!

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  20. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    So, don't know what's going on in my head but last night's dream featured a BJ from the wife and a foot job from my MIL. At the same time. Definitely not unpleasant since I love my MIL, just weird.
     
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