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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

  1. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    Man, I gotta get me one of these...

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  2. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
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  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I wonder what it would be like if everyone got all the sex the wanted...

    I guess those who didn’t want it as much would be more productive
    Time invested is still time

    But would those who did...would they be sated?

    Goodness knows I would be
    But I certainly would not be productive

    Then I wonder...how much time would I have left?
    Would I give myself to other activities?
    And how much so?

    How would it affect my relationships?
    Everyone’s relationships?

    Ahh...the things I ponder while unoccupied...hmm

    BTW...if true...I just know I’d have at least one or more moments in my life, found in my home like the Executive who looped a sex scene with the mind recording gadget in Brainstorm. A drained husk...then later heathy as a horse, rejuvenated.
     
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  4. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I have a strong sex drive, just saying.:rolleyes: But what or how much it takes to leave me sated is not a constant thing at all. I usually "get off" pretty easily but that doesn't always leave me satisfied. Sometimes a few minutes of skillful oral gives me a cluster of orgasms and I'm ready to stop. Other times we just keep going, (off and on) for hours. Especially on Sundays. My Sig's morning wood can last (seems like) forever. Fuck, drink coffee, read paper, nap, bj, fuck and his batteries recharge fast for a 53yo.
    All this sex writing and thinking starts my juices flowing, and unfortunately, he's out of town until Sunday evening.:(
     
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  5. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    Well hope sunday evening goes well. :D:D
     
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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    It's good that you've found someone that can keep you sated.
    It's a challenge to find that and it be stable (and them be stable too)

    That the thing, it's attached to the "human" element.
    But at the same time, I value the human passion and interaction.
    I wouldn't want a robot or hologram
    And I want the sex partner to be into it too.

    So, it's a catch-22
    To have it when you want it...
    But at least for me, they gotta want it too.

    I would never ask anyone to keep up with me...but it's nice to find.
    Unfortunately, so far...there's a price to pay...and other things that take away (like obligations work)
     
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  7. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
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    Had a sex marathon last night. it was one of those moments when we both just kinda looked at eachother and we both knew what was fixing to happen. after it was all said and done neither one of us could really move,
    lets just say it was a great night
     
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  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Good cardio

    In the meantime, I'm just yankin' away...marathon too :rolleyes:
     
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  9. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

    See right there is when we knew this happened south of the Mason Dixon line......

    Way to go Ralphie!
     
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  10. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
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    Thats why my right forearm is bigger than my left :p:cool::rolleyes:
     
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  11. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    That's okay at least you don't have from it carpel tunnel like I do. :)
     
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  12. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    I was going try wanking humor, but I recall from your posts over the years CT did a number on you.
     
  13. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Speaking of wanking humor...
    Reminds me of my part time seasonal job at my college registrars office. Summer was coming up and Jack and I were the only two part-timers and we knew that one of us would have to be let go. Now Jack and I were both hard workers and the boss couldn't decide which one of us to fire so decided to fire whomever went to the water cooler first the next day.
    Well, I'd partied half the night and had a hangover so I clocked in and went straight to the water cooler to take a couple of Tylenol.

    The boss came over and said "Lindy, I've never done this before but I've got to either lay you or jack off."
    I said "Could you just jack off for now? I feel like shit but if you can wait I'll do you at lunch time.":)

    After lunch he decided to let Jack go.;)
     
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  14. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX
  15. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Can you believe that Sex, Lies, & Videotape ^
    was released
    31 years ago?

    Makes me feel old.
     
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  16. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Except now, it's Sex Lies & Snapchat
     
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  17. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    Happy 82nd Birthday to my first fuck crush, the always gracious and gorgeous...DAWN WELLS

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  18. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there! Donor

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  19. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    yes me too. she always was kinda like the girl next door.
     
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  20. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Hmm...

    My sweats may be too thin,
    If they can tell if you’re circumsized

    (Light gray color doesn’t help either)

    REM: wear more substantial underwear with this pair
     
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