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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

  1. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    I've been having some awesome sex dreams lately, featuring the SILs and some of my coworkers. Last night, I got the chance to fuck Z, the youngest SIL. All I had to do was suck her husband's dick. No problem. Sucked him and then jerked him to orgasm all over her tits. I then proceeded to fuck her brains out. A very nice dream indeed.

    Real sex is intermittant due to life strains. At least both of us are in the mood. Now, we just have to have the energy.
     
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  2. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    Refresh my memory, do all the SILs have fantastic tits or just some of them?
     
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  3. International T.

    International T. Slightly Tilted

    Asking the real questions here. :cool:
     
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  4. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    All 3 of the sisters, along with the wife, have at least D cups. Didn't start out that way, but, you know, kids and all. For 2 of them at least. The other 2 grew naturally, no milk needed.
     
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  5. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    Best I could find...

    Oldest

    SIL-X-3.JPG

    Wife

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    3rd oldest

    SIL-Y-1.jpeg

    Youngest

    SIL-Z-4.jpg

    Only my wife and the youngest have had kids.
     
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  6. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Hot. I very rarely remember any of my dreams, and even then only snippets.



    Priorities ;).
     
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  7. urwatu82

    urwatu82 New Member Donor

    Location:
    USA
    My SIL has deteriorated severely over the years so I have to resort to variations of the times I exposed myself to her and expand on these for fantasy. Once the wife and I had went out and she babysat. When we returned home her and the two little ones were asleep. The wife went straight to bed and left me to handle the rest. I carried the two youngsters upstairs, changed into just a robe. The SIL was sleeping facedown on floor. I squatted in front of her face with a semi-hard fully exposed and about a foot from her face. I reached over and shook her shoulder. Her eyes opened wide and it seemed as though she was staring at my cock for about 5 full seconds, then closed her eyes. I waited, shook her again and she Foungot up without looking that direction again. Nothing was said.
    Feeling unsatisfied that she was really awake and registered what she saw only drove me to want to show her again. I waited for the right time. She still lived with her parents down the other end of our street. One evening my wife called me to say later when her sister got home from work she would send her down to get paper plates as we would all eat down there. BINGO, I made a quick plan. I gathered up some laundry (washer was downstairs, bedrooms upstairs). I stripped down and prepared for my presentation. I did not want to look like I expected this so I only got myself to full size but still hanging mostly. Shortly I saw her coming down the street from the bedroom window. Our family never knocks. When I heard the front door close I came down the stairs fully nude, held the laundry basket full of clothes up at my chest so that I would be fully exposed waist down. When I came into view walking towards her she looked, gasped and covered her eyes. I could see she was peeking thru her fingers. I continued to walk towards her and set the basket down out of the way. I stood about 5 feet from her and said, you don't have to hide your eyes, I'm sure you see more than this everyday (she worked as an LPN in a nursing home). She took her hand down and pointed at my cock and said "not like that!" She said they're all old and shriveled. I attempted to keep up the small talk to give her time to take it all in, enjoy, make a mental memory... At that distance she couldn't help but see it all and at the time I was in great physical shape. I was working a physical job and also in the guard. I was about 25 and she was 20. She then stated what she had come for and I stepped forward, reached up to get the plates from on top of the refrigerator. All total I probably had about 5-8 minutes of full exposure.
    It was only after she left I worried about what my wife would say/do. When I went down the street for dinner my wife and her sister laughed it off, my MIL said "never greeted me like that", hmmm. Found later that my MIL was at the time having an affair (would have been good to know she was thinking of all this).
    I often replay that day in my mind with various additions like having the SIL (with her medical background) check my balls for a past rupture or give her opinion of the curvature of my penis all with my junk inches from her face...
     
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  8. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
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    Thats erotic.... great story
     
  9. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    That's an interesting story.

    I don't mean to be the ice pack on the genitals,
    and I certainly don't know your familial relationships,
    but it sounds like your actions could've had
    a very serious negative outcome.
     
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  10. urwatu82

    urwatu82 New Member Donor

    Location:
    USA
    Could have, but to my benefit did not. I believe because my wife already knew I was somewhat of an exhibitionist. I think she accepted that my desire to be nude did not adversely affect her desire to not be displayed. I think at times she found it funny. One time I took a polaroid of my erection and inserted it in her wallet as she was preparing to go out with her friend. When she went to pull out her ID at the bar it fell out and her friend picked it up and said "maybe you need to go home and take care of THAT". She said, no, it'll be waiting for me when I get there.
     
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  11. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    Took the way back machine to orgasms this morning. Cock only could get half hard so I let my fingers do the walking. Add a LOT of tit sucking and nipple play and some good old fashioned memories and voila, instant orgasms. It was nice to latch onto her tits as I reminisced about being in her parents gangway, just out of sight, my fingers finding their way into her pants, finding her panties absolutely soaked from making out. Suckling on her tits while I rubbed her clit, trying to make her lose control and cry out. All the while she had to remain quiet, lest her folks find us.

    She didn't have that issue this morning. She screamed and thrashed about as my fingers did their magic.

    Damn it was hot, hot, hot!

    EDIT: quite/quiet
     
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  12. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    Nothing wrong with that
     
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  13. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    So long Larry Flynt. Way to fight for our rights of parody and porn. Thank you.
     
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  14. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Mixed emotions.

    Flynt did more for FOS--that extends beyond pornography--than many people realize.

    Flynt also went out of his way to be controversial. In the legal sense he would bravely put one foot forward, make some progress, then shoot himself in the foot.
     
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  15. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

    Location:
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  16. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX
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  17. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    This assumes you have a partner.
    Do they have one of those for masturbation?
     
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  18. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

    Location:
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    Yes. The male edition is the same guide, that comes with a bottle of hand lotion and a box of moist towelettes.
    :rolleyes: :p
     
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  19. urwatu82

    urwatu82 New Member Donor

    Location:
    USA
    Anyone come across someone you know (well or just somewhat) posted nude and inquired about it? Lived to tell about it?
    Once while surfing the net I came across 3 pics of a girl I recognized from the local bank. She was nude at the computer, side view but most definitely her.
    I debated with myself a while but decided to ask in a round about way. She said 'no, I've never done anything like that!' and quickly changed the subject. When I attempted to find these pics the next day they mysteriously were gone... should have saved them the 1st go round. After the fact I decided I should never have brought it up and maybe I'd have seen more of her.
     
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  20. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
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