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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

  1. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    1. 4th grade and then again 6-8, Ms Driscoll. Soft, fuzzy sweaters, too magical to touch. There was just something about her that my puberty infused brain wanted. She was my favorite teacher fuck crush.
    2. 6-8, Ms Lizzio. Hot as hell and wore tight dresses all the time.
    3. Freshman year of college, don't remember her name but she was the English prof. Young, probably late 20's, early 30's, glasses, cute as hell. I wanted to fuck up just so I'd have to meet her during her hours. Unfortunately, I didn't fuck up in her class, so, lost opportunity. I did, however, fuck up in a lot of other classes, and that's the story of how I'm still a college freshman. :D:p
     
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  2. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    I miss the local smoke shop. They'd sell them to us under age guys. No questions asked.

    EDIT: They's = They'd (fucking fat fingers)
     
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  3. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    A lot of folks don't realize how difficult it used to be to get porn magazines. Many were published, but they were sold discreetly. For good reasons.
     
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  4. urwatu82

    urwatu82 Vertical Donor

    Location:
    USA
    I just saw a post by a dude on Instagram where he said back in his school days he had a scanner and color printer and would make collages of pics from his dad's porn stash to give to his buddies... MY HERO!
     
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  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
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  6. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
  7. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    New Study Identifies and Names Four Techniques Women Use to Experience More Pleasure With Vaginal Penetration

    Very interesting
    I hope it increases the discussion.
    And I hope they're able to get it out there.

    Too many are fumbling in the dark, so to speak.
    Ignorance is not bliss.

    Let's increase the bliss. :)

    FYI - Actual study

    BTW, the OMGYES site itself is a focus for women and their pleasure.
    I'd recommend clicking the link at the top of the article to take a glance at it. (*it does cost money to join)
     
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  8. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    Today is tempt Dano with tight jeans day. Good thing I have self control. :rolleyes:
     
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  9. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX

    My wife (and me, depending on the position) has been using all four techniques for decades. Fortunately in-and-out thrusting also works for her.
     
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  10. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

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  11. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
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  12. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Colbert had fun with this last night.
     
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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Last edited: Jun 18, 2021
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  15. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North
  16. ASU2003

    ASU2003 Very Tilted

    Location:
    Where ever I roam
    im_miss_titty_sprinkles.jpeg

    Here is the picture. Instagram sucks for saving pictures and it doesn't show up with the ad/tracking blocker I use.

    But, you are right, there is no need for the bra here, and the picture would be better if you could see her back without the bra straps.
     
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  17. urwatu82

    urwatu82 Vertical Donor

    Location:
    USA
    Ok, have you ever saw someone you know nude on the net? What did you do or say?
    Once I came across a teller at the credit union nude on Sublimedirectory as the post of the day. She was a hot blonde and I had spoke to her a couple times about the Wolfsberg VW GTI she bought. So I (like a dumbass) said "I saw you online, nice pics". She said I don't know what you're talking about so I didn't push the issue. Next day the pics were no longer on that site. Next time that happens (if ever) I'll just download them and enjoy privately.
     
  18. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    Yeah, don't say a thing. I came across the of age daughter of one of our friends. My lips are sealed and no, did not download it.
     
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  19. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Discretion is the better part of valor…
     
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  20. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

    So, it's my last week at work. I was contemplating setting up make out sessions with my fuck crushes for tomorrow, but thought better of it.

    It's best for all. I want to go out being remembered as a nice guy and not the deviant pervert I actually am, and the ladies won't get disappointed with my inability to perform.

    Win-Win.
     
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