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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

  1. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    Its like the quiet ones are the "freakiest" ones. If that makes any since.
     
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  2. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    We ordered a "clit sucker" toy yesterday from amazon.... Its not the name brand womanizer but its the same thing.
     
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  3. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    I filled that role admirably (or so I was told, and who am I to argue) last night.
     
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  4. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    Fuck yeah... lol

    just trying different things. I dont understand why some men think that a toy can replace a real man. Seems that they get jealous.
    Personally I dont get jealous, as long as shes happy and is getting off then thats all that matters to me.

    The older we get, the more things we experiment with.
     
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  5. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    Definitely our experience as well.
    Have fun with the new toy!
     
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  6. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    The bad part is we (i say we cause i cnt speak for just her) have not had time to use/play with it yet. Life just keeps getting in the way. But i cant wait
     
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  7. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    It happens.
    We were both expecting some sexy fun time last night and after a very long week both just fell asleep on the couch.
    But we will try again tonight!
     
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  8. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    Been there done that.
     
  9. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

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    LMFAO, every damn night these days. :mad::(:mad::(:mad::(:D:D:D
     
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  10. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

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    Had the most awesome dream last night. My wife and I were back in college, same age as we are now. We were in a room shared by four very sexy college coeds and we were busy eating them and making them cum. My cock was not involved at all and it was hella sexy! The fact that my wife was thoroughly enjoying eating these women out was hot, Hot, HOT! I was close to having a wet dream but managed to not blow my load.

    I told the wife about it and she seemed interested. Normally she immediately poo-poos the girl on girl action but didn't seem bothered by it this time. Let the good times roll! :cool::p:cool::p:D
     
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  11. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    To be totally honest, ive fallen asleep before with my hand on her boob.
    About 2 or 3 moths ago I was sitting there thinking about sexy time, reach over and touch her and she told me that i would fall asleep.
    The next morning she said i had a death grip on her boob. :D:D:D

    So yeah it happens. lol
     
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  12. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

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    Had another stunner of a dream last night. This time it was the youngest SIL. We were 69ing and I was fucking her face and she was grinding her pussy on my face. I woke up humping air. AWESOME!
     
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  13. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

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    Great dream! The optimistic rating is meant as a joke.
     
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  14. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

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    LOL, yeah, you KNOW I wish I could make that one come true.
     
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  15. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted Donor

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    Speaking of great dreams, was cutting the grass today and a fine, middle aged woman walked by wearing a mid to upper thigh tennis skirt. SCHWING! Right in my wheel house. Tall, long legs, absolutely stunning. I immediately thought of her legs wrapped around my head as I licked and licked and licked. YAY for tennis skirt season! Don't see nearly enough of them these days.
     
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  16. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

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    Around my area of town many of the women wearing tight workout gear don't workout often enough. Yesterday at Sam's Club I saw a woman about 50 showing off her very shapely very TIGHT ass.
     
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  17. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    Let me say that doggy style, with the bullet vibe against her back door, turned out to be the big winner here last night.
     
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  18. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    Might have to try that one.... Sounds like fun for both.

    Assuming just pressed up to her back door, not in it?
     
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  19. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    "Just the tip" as they say.
     
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  20. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    Gotcha.... Christy has never been a fan of the back door but as we age and play around and experiment seems like she kinda likes it a little more than she ever thought she would. And it all started with her reading one of the threads on here about butt plugs.
     
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