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Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, May 6, 2017.

  1. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    That was a no-fly zone for us until we were in our 40s.
    Now it's something she really enjoys.
    But we keep it light.
     
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  2. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

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    Nothing like a thumb up the butt while you're 69ing. No, not for me, for her. Always makes her cum hard. We don't do it nearly enough though.

    And now, for something completely different:

    I have to find out what the hell I'm eating or drinking. I'm having the most awesome sex dreams lately. Maybe it's a change in the pillow I'm using. Whatever it is, it's AWESOME!

    Last night's dream featured my mother in law, the wife, two of her three sisters, some mid 20's niece's (which I don't have), a certain "Tool Man" from TV, a bunch of men I didn't recognize and gallons, I mean, GALLONS, of cum. It was like a porn shoot times 100. I had to check the bed to make sure I didn't have a wet dream. I don't know how my balls contained that much sperm. It was shot after shot after shot after shot.

    HOLY SHIT, there were buckets of cum on faces, tits, pussies, asses, mouths. I swallowed my share as well. It was pretty damn HOT and exciting. On the other hand, maybe I DON'T want to discover what's causing this extremely awesome situation. I'm loving these highly erotic and realistic dreams. I definitely don't want it to stop. :D
     
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  3. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    Love it.
    I've had many many sex dreams over the years and exactly zero have featured my MIL.
     
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  4. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

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    Luckily, my MIL was sexy. And she was a good mom.
     
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  5. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    If you find out what causing the XXXXXX rated dreams let us know ;)!

    I rarely remember my dreams.
     
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  6. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    I agree with this.. Please let us know.
     
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  7. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

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    Well, I'm sad to report the hot sexy times dreams have left me for now. DAMN IT!

    Still, I treasure the times I had them. :p:p
     
  8. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    had some of that 2am sex this morning... To me sometimes thats the best kind
     
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  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Funny, I got 7am phone sex from an ex yesterday.
    She like the lingo I give I guess. Calls, here and there...for this. I oblige...no sweat off my back and it's a thrill to get off to.
    She just rings at the weirdest times. like 3am. :confused: But I get up....then I get up, so to speak. ;)
    I've become an accidental phone sex operator.
    Strange world.
     
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  10. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    Apparently you are a cunning linguist.
     
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  11. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    :rolleyes:
     
  12. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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    Nebraska
    I was a sexual experimenter at age 15 when I seduced my boss at the gun club.:oops: And I'm an experimenter now 30 years later at age 45.

    But without getting in to some pretty heavy kink, even experimenting is re-plowing some of those same fields.;)

    I would enjoy, I think, a vaginal and anal double penetration but that would involve a MMF threesome, which is not likely to happen.;)
     
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  13. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & don't criticize.

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    You certainly don't need sexual advice from me.

    So I'll direct this to everyone, generally speaking. Please forgive me if this comes across as a 'Listen to me, I'm older than you' lecture (which iritate the shit out of me). If you're seriously wanting to try adventurous sex, esp if involves including other people, go for it while you're young enough to completely get into it, while finding attractive & reasonably fit partners is relatively easy.

    I say this because it's not easy being older and looking back at some of the things I wish that we (my wife & me) had tried.
     
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  14. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    You never know. :cool::cool:
    If my wife were to tell me that, or something along those lines, is what she wanted, then we would talk about it. and i don't mean in the "wtf" kind of way. I mean more along the lines of communication, safe words and what our boundaries were then fuck it, id be all for it.
    Like I said before, as long as she is getting off then im happy.

    Hell, ill try anything once
     
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  15. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

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    It's always wonderful when one of your sister in laws flashes you, even if it's only in a dream. It was a really awful dream. I was back at work and was having to play catchup on an office move. I was waaaaaaay behind and freaking out because I wasn't told about it. Anyway, somehow my youngest SIL, Z, was there helping me. She noticed how stressed I was and, after looking around, lifted her top and flashed me.

    Reminded me of the time I almost got her to flash me at a family party. Sooooo close. Someday, but not in the pressure cooker of an office move thank you.

    P.S. The wife and I have had a few MFM threeways. Disappointing due to the fact that the third person did not eat pussy and was, shall we say, underwhelming in the sexiness arena. More talk than action. Still waiting for my FMF.

    The best one we ever had was when we were first dating. A high school buddy of mine joined us for an all oral session. It was fun to suck his cock while the wife (then girlfriend) mashed her tits in his face. She sucked us both off but we never were able to repeat it, no matter how much the wife and I tried with him. Ah youth.
     
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  16. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    With everything going on, sex is the last thing on my mind. And thats not like me.
     
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  17. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    Dont get me wrong, if christy were to walk in topless id be a happy camper and it might even want to stand up. Cause we all know how much I love boobs. But the desire is just not there.
     
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  18. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist

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    Stress can really fuck with your sex life, so to speak.
    The only way I've ever found to fix that was to get a hotel; it doesn't have to be far away could be just down the road.
    Doesn't have to be fancy either, so it won't break the budget.
    Do get one with decent TV, you can't always be fucking and watching a movie or series together while cuddling is nice.
    Bring some booze and sexy food so you don't have to get room service.
    Doesn't have to be long, might be overnight or a couple of days depending on how long you can get away.
    Have a rule that for the short time you were there, no talk about the bullshit going on, just fuck, eat, and enjoy being together.
    For that short time the outside world can go the hell in a handbasket and you don't care.
    The only thing that matters is the person with you, right now.
     
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  19. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    Fantastic idea.
     
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  20. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    That sounds pretty good, might have to try that
     
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