I'll start, I'm a kleptomaniac. The other day a coworker dropped he purse and her entire payckeck spilled out. I took the time to gather the bills and returned every cent to her. I kept her hair brooch, though. When I go to the grocvery store I have to steal batteries. I don't know why. When the apocalypse comes I'll have a massive hoard of AAA, AA & D cells. OK, you go. EDIT: OK, so I don't, like, sniff her hair brooch at night .. I just stole it cause, you know, I had an intense compulsion to keep it. Nothing sexual. I swear.