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TFP Confessional

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by ZombieSquirrel, Mar 15, 2013.

  1. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Henry Rollins is a stage name used by Henry L. Garfield, a kid that was popular in the '80s for screaming into a microphone for Black Flag.

    And yes.
     
  2. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North


    But you can see where the mistake might come about.
    Major rock star, supporting actor, smart as a whip, brutally honest, strong, in your face, hard worker, funny, a poet, and the proverbial bull in a china shop.
     
  3. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    I think that's a little dismissive of what he has accomplished, but to each their own. Let's not forget his pivotal roles in Johnny mnemonic and the chase, with John candy.
     
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  4. ChrisScissors

    ChrisScissors New Member

    So confused. I finally hint that I want to go out with him- now that I'm available- after years of talking to him, having him stalk me a bit and no response. What a weirdo. Maybe I was too subtle and need to draw pictures.
     
  5. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    I've discovered that I really love telling my least favorite colleague what I can't do for her.
     
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  6. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Remember, men are usually big dumb animals. Subtlety is often lost on us. Drawing pictures and using direct commands work best.
     
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  7. PlaysWithPixels

    PlaysWithPixels Getting Tilted

    I've tried direct commands. I should go with pictures next?
     
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  8. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!


    We're pretty clear on the meaning of a good BJ too.
    Maybe start with the pix though.
     
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  9. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Woot Woot!! I started that last week. :D
     
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  10. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Hmmm. Whatever could you mean, @Freetofly?

    Hehe.
     
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  11. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Thanks to consistent bike commuting, I've blown out the crotch in three pairs of pants. I'm wearing one of them today, and yes, there is a gaping hole to the right of the center seam. Oops.

    I'm just going to put this here for future reference...

     
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  12. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Forgive me, TFP, for I have sinned.........



    Well, first of all, I necro'd a four-year-old thread because I'm looking back through my past posts.





    .....
     
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  13. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    Forgive me TFP, for I have sinned

    I lust daily
    * 1 Hmong
    * 2 dark skinned
    * 3 whites
    * 4 red blooded Indians
    * 5 Indians?
    * 6 yellow chicks
    * 7 Brown babes
    That's only 28 women thought there would be more....oh yeah 1more I want to still keep Sandy. Greedy eh?
     
  14. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Yep. Lust is my main sin lately.
     
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  15. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    But, but, but I didn't think that thinking was a sin! I'm in trouble then.
     
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  16. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Lust is an anagram with slut.:D
     
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  17. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    Haha. True!
     
  18. xenonman New Member

    Location:
    Mad Town WI
    ...and "A slut nixes sex in Tulsa" is a palindrome! LOL
     
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  19. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    Well it's Spring! It's Spring! I'm getting horned up daily!
    I was talking to my lil Hmong friend that coloured her hair with some purple and caught myself smelling her perfume. My Gawd Spring is in the air.
     
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  20. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    [​IMG]

    Actually, I missed a few weeks because my computer died, and it took a while to get it back (I'm still working on it right now) I had my old lady's laptop briefly, but it was an unmanageable piece of crap. Hopefully I can get back to speed in the next few weeks.
     
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