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!TFP Crushes!

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by girldetective, Jun 29, 2013.

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  1. girldetective

    girldetective Getting Tilted

    I consistently like many people here, but I have a crush on MSD. I know very, very little about that person, but I suspect they may sport a penis and I wonder about that acronym.
     
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  2. Plan9 FORMAT C:

    Location:
    This Island Earth
    Sorry, MSD is a high-demand model. You're going to have to Thunderdome to win the pleasure of his company.

    *tosses in a baseball bat with nails driven through the end*

    May the odds be ever in your favor.
     
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  3. Poetry

    Poetry Totally Sharky, Complete

    Location:
    Los Angeles, CA
    I've been jonesing for Plan9 since day one. One of those "never-to-be-fulfilled-but-damn-he's-clever" things.

    But, unlike your crush, I suspect he may not sport a penis, due to his constant assertions of its lack.
     
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  4. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Or, as he's known at home, Mr. Smooth Spot McNopants
     
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  5. Xerxes

    Xerxes Bulking.

    Guys, guys, chillax. I can hook either one of you up with either Plan9 or MSD. You just need to contact my discreet phone number and give me a hotel room name & date. If you have to ask the price you can't afford. There are no gender restrictions.
     
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  6. Poetry

    Poetry Totally Sharky, Complete

    Location:
    Los Angeles, CA

    Can I pay in oral sex? That'd make life much easier.
     
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  7. Plan9 FORMAT C:

    Location:
    This Island Earth
    Hahaha, whoa now... did you just make a "Z-job" joke?

    That'd be the first funny thing you've said in months.

    ...

    Hah, you're so full of shit. As advertised, even.

    Exactamundo. I'm hung like a knee pad.
     
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  8. Poetry

    Poetry Totally Sharky, Complete

    Location:
    Los Angeles, CA

    Okay, so maybe you could be cleverer. But you're clever enough for me to want your kneepad. Possibly even your helmet.
     
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  9. Plan9 FORMAT C:

    Location:
    This Island Earth
    You really don't want my helmet... it smells like hot diesel fuel and rancid dog food and bitter man-tears.

    ...

    The biggest problem with having a "crush" on someone is that the reality very rarely lives up to the hype.

    I've had crippling infatuations in my life. Just crazy-stupid. And then after I threw it in them, it was kinda done.

    Maybe that's how it works. I guess the real magic is being able to get up, wash up and have a good adult conversation.

    ...

    That and I find most people look a lot better with their clothes on. Not crush related, just a little sidebar.
     
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  10. Poetry

    Poetry Totally Sharky, Complete

    Location:
    Los Angeles, CA
    Oh, I know. Very, very well.

    Doesn't mean I can't have some pleasant dreams and then wake up the next morning content with my reality.

    Lately, that mode has been preferable to actually realizing the crushes. People... they're too human.
     
  11. Plan9 FORMAT C:

    Location:
    This Island Earth
    Sex with strangers... "[a zoo of exotic animals that becomes boring immediately upon ownership.]"
     
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  12. Poetry

    Poetry Totally Sharky, Complete

    Location:
    Los Angeles, CA

    Not to get too off-topic here, but that quote is asinine. And I say that as a person who has a lot of sex, a chunk of it with strangers.

    What makes it exciting or boring is the psychology of the participants. If hunting is your thing, then once you catch... yes, boring. You move on. I know a lot of guys like that, and I rarely sleep with them because their mental state in relation to sex is what I consider unhealthy (and trite, so trite). If it's validation then, yes, once you're "validated," boring.

    If you're having sex with strangers for anything other than the pure delight of having sex, of exploring another person's body, of examining pleasure, of learning new things about your mental/emotional state, your body, and your sexuality... then you're doing it wrong. And I find that most people are.

    I like sex for the sake of sex.

    What do you like it for?


    And that was a generic "you". Not a Plan9=you.
     
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  13. Alistair Eurotrash

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    Usually, to share intimacy with someone I care about.

    Sometimes, to scratch an itch.
     
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  14. Plan9 FORMAT C:

    Location:
    This Island Earth
    Poetry,

    Mmm, I'd suggest that most people aren't doing it wrong, you're just a... sexual supertaster.

    In a world where a meal is 2 hotdogs, wolfing down 15 doesn't make everybody else weird.

    Anybody that makes sportfucking that serious needs to reexamine life above crotch level.

    Just my opinion. I'll fuck a girl stupid and break furniture, but I've got other hobbies.

    ...

    "To the artiste, everything is art. To most people, it's just smears of shit on the wall."

    ...

    I'm waiting for the horde of TFP ladies to 'fess up about wanting to fuck Baraka_Guru retarded.

    Guy is a pimp in a cardigan. He's got poetry. He's got sweet ninja moves. He's all that and more.

    ...

    I don't have a crush on any of the ladies on TFP, but I do admire a lot of the dudes here.

    Cool cats with a lot of experience in a wide range of things. And Borla is an expert hedonist.
     
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  15. Bodkin van Horn

    Bodkin van Horn One of the Four Horsewomyn of the Fempocalypse

    I'd probably let Plan9 administrate my sanitation facilities.
     
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  16. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    There's really nothing wrong with or even disappointing about fucking someone just once. That experience has its own mad charm.

    I've only crushed on one fellow tfp member...still do, really. But I'm not keen on calling him out.
     
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  17. Plan9 FORMAT C:

    Location:
    This Island Earth
    Ah, I totally know who it is.

    ...

    I'd hope so. I take so much shit from you already.

    *rimshot*

    /industry humor
     
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  18. Fly

    Fly music is the answer

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  19. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    *kisses* :)
     
  20. Bodkin van Horn

    Bodkin van Horn One of the Four Horsewomyn of the Fempocalypse

    In the alternate universe where I am single, childless and independently wealthy, I have intercoursed every one of you at least once.
     
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