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!TFP Crushes!

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by girldetective, Jun 29, 2013.

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  1. Obviously I think that GeneticShift is pretty neato.

    Outside of that particular instance, I'm attracted to any female that exhibits that she has a mind of her own and who enjoys articulating her thoughts.

    ...wait, that doesn't limit it to any one person around here, does it?

    Shit.
     
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  2. MeltedMetalGlob I want him to photoshop me like he does those French girls
    streak_56 isn't on here much anymore, but he does make me giggle and is a delightfully hairy canuck
    DamnitAll is so freaking amazing
    Poetry is so damn sexy
    mixedmedia is super sexy as well
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    Baraka_Guru could read poetry to me I guess if it's not your typical love crap
    Borla 's wife

    It's not a crush, but I would totally hate-fuck the_jazz
     
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  3. Xerxes

    Xerxes Bulking.

    I thought it was more like you would crush the_jazz, like they do with those machines that crush cars.
     
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  4. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Location:
    Colorado
    Molly has a thing for Stanley, as well. I find her drooling over his picture whenever I leave one up.

    Of course, Molly drools over most everything.
     
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  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I had a few crushes in the past, fulfilled one of them.
    Didn't work out.
    C'est la vie...
     
  6. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Considering both my wife and my dog have gotten votes, I guess I should feel I have it pretty good. :p
     
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  7. fresnelly

    fresnelly Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Toronto
    If there's one thing I learned in 6th grade, it's never reveal your crushes.
     
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  8. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    That and don't pick your nose when other kids are watching......
     
  9. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Thanks for the crushing. I have a few TFP crushes of my own, but as a man of propriety, I won't speak any details of such things. *straightens cardigan*
     
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  10. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member


    Thanks. I think you and I could definitely nerd out together over a lot of things. It would be awesome.

    Obviously, I crush on lots of people around here. In some way or another, if you are on TFP, I have a crush on you for something.
     
  11. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    True story

    (especially for you, snowy)
     
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  12. My Plan9 crush is like a man crush. I just want to shoot guns with him followed by watching 80's action flicks on his couch while drinking American Lagers.
     
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  13. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I've never heard of such a crush. No mounting?
     
  14. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Heh-heh, she said mounting. I'm gonna send my girlfriend a text message that says: "Hurry back so I can mount you."

    That oughta go over really well. Like the time I suggest she greet me in the morning by presenting her tits at breakfast.

    Imagine this: Enjoying hanging out with somebody but not fucking.

    Crazy, I know.

    ...

    ZombieSquirrel,

    You'd be a fantastic Platonic Heterosexual Adventure Partner.

    PHAP-tastic, even.
     
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  15. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD

    Would that make me a fantastic Platonic Bisexual Adventure Partner?

    Cause, you know, I saw him first...

    ;)
     
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  16. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida

    I hang out with people without fucking them all the time. For instance, I've been coming to this dump for 5 or 6 years already and I've never fucked a single one of ya'll.
     
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  17. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    Our loss.
     
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  18. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida

    Aw, sir, you say the sweetest things. :p
     
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  19. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Despite what Beyonce says... you're irreplaceable, DamnitAll.
     
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  20. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    I'll like anything Beyonce related.
     
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