!TFP Crushes!

I don't really think we're allowed in the same place at the same time. I think this is why the universe is preventing me from hanging out with you and all those Canucks.

 

Not a direct crush, but I'd pay money to see snowy and Baraka_Guru go at it.

That'd be some right-dirty proper English.

Giggity.

...

Excuses! No, seriously, why aren't you hitching a ride with snowy?

 

Thank you Snowy, I needed something to boost my confidence and don't tell if I'm the exception to the rule

 

I think she's flying and I don't stow away easily. Besides...new job. Lots of responsibility. GMAT also. I've got stuff to do. Also, I'm not allowed IN Canada anymore. I caused a scene in a Tim Hortons....

 

It occurs me that redlemon has always been good copy.
Im a slut for that handsome avatar.

 

Well this certainly isn't what I expected when I logged on and saw I was tagged in two posts. I'm flattered.

It's an old picture, but ...


Should I go through the normal courting process or do you want to give me your cell number so I can skip the formalities and start sending you pictures of my space junk?

 

I don't need spaceman masks. I can live on powerposts alone.
we all know what I'm talking about.

 

This pretty much sums up my feeling on the matter.

For the next month or so, I am "single and childless" so you all need to get your asses over to my place for some mounting.

 

Oh my, in my haste I forgot to mention Charles. Definitely have had a crush on him, even before I knew how gorgeous he is and all I could see was his avatar with the huge...proboscis.

 

Sweet!

 

Junk!? Space Junk!?
Youre already courtin the gamma rays normally.

 

Wow! a crush thread? Damn.

okay.

I totally join the rest of the board in having a Mixedmedia crush, although I think I'd like to see her sitting on Seamaiden's face, just for pure appreciation of female awesomeness.

 

I have 2 to be totally honest. But I won't tell.

 

That's no fun!

 

A gentleman never tells. ralphie250 is definitately one.

 

doh.

 

I'm not going to lie, when I first read the title of this thread I thought it was supposed to be some kind of off-beat cheerleading chant...



...but since I stand corrected, I should just confess: I think I have a thing for this member:
Error | The TFP

Let's face it, any guy who looks like he staggered off the set of the movie Roadhouse and claims to be the reincarnation of John the Baptist... well, I really don't swing that way, but a dude like that can turn a guy's head.

Eddie baby, if you want me I'll be in chat... covered in maple fucking syrup!

 

If he doesn't show up, I'll take his place.
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Also, I clearly wasn't around for this guy. But I'm stalking his old shit on his website, and I'm dying.

"P.S. - There is a place for the assumptive hatred, it is the fires of Gehenna - I thank you, Father, that you have made a place to rid this world of unnecessary violence. Enjoy your trip into eternal fire, TFP, you well deserve it.

the_jazz is a devil, and will forever be tormented at the niche it has carved out for itself."

Hey the_jazz, I'll gladly dance around some eternal hellfire with you, good lookin.

 

GeneticShift... for that post alone.