!TFP Crushes!

As referenced in other posts that may or may not have happened in places not viewable to all members, I would like to join mixedmedia's sewing circle and I wouldn't mind running my interpretation of "controlled and double blinded" past GeneticShift's Institutional Review Board. I'm also trying to remember the name that girldetective used on the old TFP

 

Ah, Edward Palamar.

He had me at Gehenna.

 

You claim to be a gentleman that never tells his crushes but you name ralphie250 as one of yours??? HYPOCRITE!!!

 

Citation? I see him calling ralphie a gentleman but never claiming to be one himself.

 

Seriously. Craven Morehead is the man I turn to when I wanna figure out how to best give into one of the deadly sins.

Rumor has it he has a value menu where you can, for example, get a "Lust, Sloth and Gluttony" special for only $3.95!

 

I think Xerx was being funny, guys. I laughed, anyway.

 

Screaming random shit and waving your arms doesn't always get the guffaws rolling.

Yes, we know he "loves lamp" and that he killed a man with a trident.

As such, he should probably skip town and lay low for a bit.

 

I'm confused.

 

How do you think I feel?

 

Like a gentleman, of course.

 

Like this is the biggest misunderstanding ever had here. Work it out!

 

OK Mom

 

Oh, you are asking for it, grandpa

 

I just looked at the website listed in his profile again (or perhaps the first time, not sure anymore) and I was getting more 'fused the more I tried. At least the pre-mil folks pushing their rapture/seven year tribulation with the anti-christ/etc make some kind of sense, even if they are completely wrong and at least 3 cans short of a six pack.
I am fairly certain he looks like this -

and would in fact steal a Constitution class starship just to talk to a "god" that needs a starship for some odd reason and blasts those who question why.

 

Dude. Over thinking. Just saying.

 

Damnit, you beat me to it.

 

That is just tired thinking, which went naturally to the "Non JJ" Star Trek universe and my bias toward the film era NCC-1701. Doing the smart thing now and lying down so I can get some kind of sleep before another long day starts tonight. Star Trek V does still rank low on the overall list of Trek films, just no longer on the bottom of said list. Anywho...
No amount of thinking could begin to decipher those forum posts I glanced through I suspect.

 

Go ahead, call me Mom. Just raises new possibilities now that i'm down with it. heh heh hehhhh.
i love being me.

 

Definitely crush-worthy, mixedmedia

 

I meant to switch the meaning of Craven Morehead's statement to say that ralphie250 is his crush, not a gentleman. Damn, explaining a joke really kills the mood eh?