TFP Pity Party! Everyone's Invited

Glenn Anzalone isn't going to be able to sing at my funeral.

Because he'll be dead.

And that's a pity.

 

Pity me. I haven't had a bj in 5 years.

 

Dang foot.

 

We live in a herd that needs to be culled.

 

My brother and I got in a HUGE fight.

 

My Mother and Father aren't speaking to me for separate reasons... ahh family drama.

 

I deserved to be treated like Shit by the oldest brother. It all balances out because I got some really awesome news from the other brother. So I guess I don't really need to be pitied.

 

See all is not lost.

 

Din't think about getting ankle support bandage for dang foot until yesterday. Doh.

 

It's a pity that I don't know when to shut up, zip up or pack up.

 

My boss now has decided he wants to be a micro manager and send out emails at 11 at night to tell me how I'm not doing my job correctly. FUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

 

I like my friends and family; but do they all need to visit in the same two week period. I have to work, we have a small home, and I'm freaking tired of being a tour guide in my minimal free time.

 

I started my period the day before my vacation. I'm in pain right now. :'-(

 

My new spanish class is from 9-1:30 every friday and our teacher (while nice) is kind of tiresome and repetitive.
It's going to be a loooong semester.

 

Today marks the first day in at least five months that I haven't ridden my bicycle to work. I'm in a totally shitty mood as a result.

Fortunately I get to complain about it to my therapist in an hour.

 

DamnitAll,

Hey, it's just the socks, remember?

 

My left heel is swollen, and my right ankle is bitching at me. It's several hundred yards to the car...

 

Oh god, the pity is overwhelming in this thread.

 

i can't drop my algebra class. ugh. woe is fucking me.