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The Angry Uteri of TFP

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Japchae, May 6, 2014.

  1. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    The left ovary is threatening to make itself known. :(
     
  2. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    Find out what it wants and deliver!
     
  3. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    I've been on new birth control for about three months, and the period I'm on now and last month's period have been the two lightest in my recorded history. Like, almost paranoia inducing light (even though anything in there would be physically impossible...). I'm back to debilitating cramps though, which while annoying, are striking down the paranoid side.
     
  4. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Anything good? Ha ha... It's not funny, sorry. I love my Sprintec. I'll take slightly heavier flow for fewer crampage! I adjusted mine so when I go see the hubs, the commies aren't in town. Took some adjusting to, a week without hormones. Yuck.
     
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  5. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    Mother effing cramps ruining what would have been a perfectly wonderful day. C
     
  6. AlwaysCurious

    AlwaysCurious Vertical

    Location:
    Great Britain
    Mother nature decided yo turn an otherwise mice shopping trip into a moody, greasy burger craving trip.
     
  7. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    The Communists are seeking their revenge for my smooth shifting of the hormones out a week, so they weren't invading when I was home to see the hubs.
    The angry roars are echoing against the walls of my half-empty apartment. :/
     
  8. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    The commies are here! Everybody run! And give me cake!
     
  9. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I had cake yesterday, to appease the commies... Chocolate with chocolate icing. I was sick for four hours, but, damn was it worth it.
    Commies wanted beer last night. Now they want grilled chicken and sweet potato fries. Much healthier. Lol.
     
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  10. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    Why are the commies raising their ugly heads already?! Screw this. And screw me, too.
     
  11. PonyPotato

    PonyPotato Very Tilted

    Location:
    Columbus, OH
    Shark week is upon me. Swim! Fast! Save yourself!
     
  12. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    My uterus is super angry right now. It ejected a partially formed human monday (see blog). Now it just won't quit its pestering flow. Hoping to bump up my milk production so I don't have to deal with a standard visit from aunt flo next month.
     
    Last edited: Jul 31, 2014
  13. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Angry U is stirring. The Commies will attend my dissertation defense. Yay. :/
     
  14. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    That sounds miserable.
     
  15. PonyPotato

    PonyPotato Very Tilted

    Location:
    Columbus, OH
    Mine was present for my doctoral defense, and it's always around for Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and sometimes New Year's Eve. Also, any and every chance I get to perform on silks or pole. :-(
     
  16. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    What terrible timing!
     
  17. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Shhh...quiet...if mine hears you, she'll start acting up. I'm apparently getting a lip pimple. That doesn't bode well.
     
  18. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Mine has tried to impede on every visit with my husband while I've been on internship. Thank goodness for hormonal control. I only got to see him every 3 months... That was not going to fly!
     
  19. Shadowex3

    Shadowex3 Very Tilted

    My mother and a woman who's basically my sister have been almost perfectly synchronized for years, despite being on the opposite ends of a continent. At this point I'm convinced ovaries are TCP/IP enabled.
     
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  20. crashtestdummy

    crashtestdummy New Member

    My wife and teenage daughter are. One week a month crazy literally comes to town here. That is generally when I hide out in my workshop working on various projects until it is safe to come back in the house.
     
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