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The exaggerations of Paul Ryan

Discussion in 'Tilted Philosophy, Politics, and Economics' started by the_jazz, Sep 1, 2012.

  1. i have to add that i ran the marathon in 3:00:06. + an hour.
     
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  2. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    Paul Ryan simply forgot that, during that particular marathon, he was engrossed in his 59th reading of "Atlas Shrugged." In terms of accomplishment, he should be at least given some credit with being able to run with his head up his ass.
     
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  3. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    No-no, if you're going to Ryan it up, you need to be all: "Yeah, I ran a marathon in 3:00:06... plus or minus an hour." Keep 'em guessin'.

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    Paul Ryan

    He ran a marathon in 2 hours.

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    Last edited: Sep 5, 2012
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  4. PonyPotato

    PonyPotato Very Tilted

    Location:
    Columbus, OH
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