The game Skyrim

Has anyone played this?

I have a question. I was walking along and this prick spoke to me in a disrespectful manner, so I assaulted him and killed him and two of his men. It turns out he was a Falkreath guard.

Now this town keeps sending bounty hunters and guards after me demanding 1150 gold. I have killed 4 or 5 of them so far, but they keep coming. Can I go to the town of Falkreath and kill the jarl to clear this matter up?

I had another issue with this wanker called Dirge in Riften who insulted me. I knifed him, but every time I put the dickhead down, he came back to life again, same with his friends, and I ended up dying and having to go back to the last saved game despite the fact I literally killed him 3 times. I dont want to get stuck in the same bug with this Falkreath guy, but I absolutely refuse to pay this money they are demanding from me and I will kill every male over the age of 18 in Falkreath before I pay up.

 

I don't know anything about the game... and as such:

 

You guys are so fuckin' nerdy. I love it.

That and Strange really worries me.

PC games = social experiment.

 

Before Google:
After Google:

You do realize I'm going to bring ALL this shit up when we get drunk together, right?

 

...is that what the kids call it today?

 

can't you just let them put you in jail and go get a sandwich? you'd be released by the time you got back.

 

Ok, so they arent going to drop these trumped up charges.

I dont want to kill the women of Falkreith, but I will NOT pay this fine. I know some characters are unkillable by swords for some reason, but can I kill them with my "marked for death" spell or my fire breath spell? If I kill the jarl will this madness be dropped? As long as the main missions in the game dont need me to go there I might be able to avoid the whole town. If I do have to go there these guys better be aware that I WILL defend myself. The only way I would pay this fine would be if first I could burn down every building in the town, drive off all of the women and children and kill the men, and then dance on the ashes. As the jarl came to me to beg my forgiveness I would toss the coins in his face like so much trash and ask him if his faked murder charge against me was worth the price? Wanker.

And there is no way I would go around killing Imperial Soldiers. I am a legate of the Empire. I personally slaughtered the barbarian king Ulfric, srtipped his body as an act of defilement and left it for the dogs on the floor of his own castle.

yes, I suppose video games do bring out my aggressive side. But when I killed Ulfric me and the lads in the imperial army literally killed so many of the storm cloaks I did feel sort of mildly shell shocked, and I went back to Whiterun and married Lydia to take my mind off it.

I feel a lot better now she is safe at home running my shop, and not at risk of getting killed when we go on missions together.

 

...what does it say about me that I've never killed a good guy in a video game?​

 

Self defence is not murder!

The guards that started this spoke to me very rudely and made threats to me. I took reasonable measures to defend myself. The next 4 or 5 that came for me singly after the money all took the first swing. They demanded money or I come with them. I declined. They attacked.

I dont kill good guys in games either. But in Skyrim you cant always tell who the goods guys are. To be fair I did lure a guy into a trap set by a gang of cannibals, but the cannibal who asked me to do it was a nice looking girl, and the priest we killed probably deserved it.

 

I like how honor is somehow a concept that matters one iota in a game. A game where you're pretending to be someone else.