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The Hottest Person You Never Deserved

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by EventHorizon, Aug 14, 2011.

  1. EventHorizon

    EventHorizon assuredly the cause of the angry Economy..

    I'm curious as to who else in the TFP community has been smiled upon by [religious entity] when it came to one particular person who was either insanely physically attractive or too good of a person that it almost seemed too good to be true.

    i'll start

    Burning Man Festival. I was there with my late grandpa and my later cousin (before the fact but /digression) and amid the swirling stoners and the architecture and vehicles that seemed to come from a perverted cross of a Dr. Seuss book and Mad Max, was this venezuelan girl. she belonged on a runway but instead she was in the middle of a hippie bongo circle and everyone with eyes within 50 feet was just starting. sure, she was hot, but this dance that she was doing was absolutely entrancing.

    when she got finished and the hippies dispersed, i went over and talked to her (in spanish) and we hit it off and hung out for the rest of the night after which i received the most undeserved kiss I've ever gotten by someone who was so physically and mentally attractive that words just wouldn't do her justice.

    how about you TFP?
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  2. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member Donor

    I was just telling the story of how I met my husband to a friend last night. We met at a bar after a friend of a friend introduced me to a table full of guys she knew. My first thought when I met him was, "Damn, he is super cute and way out of my league. I wonder if he'll even talk to me." Turns out he was just really shy! I made the first move and boy, I am glad I did.
  3. KirStang

    KirStang Remember...only YOU can return fire.

    This thread needs pictures :).
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  4. Redlemon

    Redlemon Getting Tilted

    New England
    I had one at music camp when I was in high school. Not exactly girlfriend, but date for the big dance at the end of the camp. I wouldn't have asked, but a girl from my hometown at the camp (coincidently, my very first girlfriend, and at camp she was dating my best friend) told me that she was waiting for me to ask her. Not the brightest girl, but looked pretty.
  5. Plan9

    Plan9 Standing in the Door Donor

    This Island Earth
    Is this the "This one time I was a wet spot in some Perfect 10's panties" thread?

    Can't say I've been with a Super Hottie, but I've handled a few nice pieces of meat.

    I tend to prefer my women like my appliances: functionally elegant. Moves over looks.

    As our hero Kanye West is wont to point out: "You gon be hot for awhile, I'ma be rich forever." Deep stuff. He speaks to the fleeting nature of youth and beauty and the importance of cultivating that which stands the test of time: knowledge, composure and wealth. Get it while you can, eh?

    /is ugly as fuck, has only been with ugly girls
  6. Poetry

    Poetry Totally Sharky, Complete

    Los Angeles, CA
    I tend to base attractiveness off of how someone carries themselves and, most importantly, how they move. I'd much rather be with someone average looking and fantastic in bed that a perfect 10 who can't figure out Tab-A to Slot-B.

    That being said, I've been with some really, really good looking men. I've punched above my weight, if that is the proper saying, several times. It's like being with a work of art-- you have to appreciate it.
  7. I don't think I have ever said or thought that I didn't deserve someone. I have been with some very attractive people, and feel I deserved every one. I have an awesome personality and high self esteem.....maybe too high. There are moments where I want to improve something about myself, but that doesn't prevent me from doing anything...or anyone. Heh. It certainly doesn't make me think I am not deserving.

    Outside of appearance, I'm trying to think if I didn't deserve anyone and still can't think of anyone. It's possible that CinnamonGirl or shoegirl could enlighten me. I can, however, think of an example where the opposite was true. A guy didn't want to be with me because he didn't think HE was good enough. Maybe he wasn't since he couldn't see what I saw in him. I like to be the one who decides who is good or not good enough for me.
  8. Innocentmiss

    Innocentmiss Getting Tilted

    I always thought it was Tab A to Slot A and Tab B to Slot B! Anyhow back on topic, I've not really got much to comment on other than I think my current Partner is hot...like give me butterflies looking at him and I think I look ...well normal! However other people tell me he just isn't that hot they tend to say ummm he's ok!
  9. KirStang

    KirStang Remember...only YOU can return fire.

    Hottie who's now the weather-girl in Jacksonville invited me over to her place at 3 am when we were in college. I was too stupid to make any moves (18 y/o at the time).

    Although I won't say I "never deserved her" she is a pretty solid 9.
  10. I had 4 chances with a real hottie from my home town. She was 5 years younger to me and acted more like a little sister so I never went through with it. With hindsight being 20/20, I should of just did it. But ah well, never trip up over any one in your past. Life is too short to play the would of, could of game.
  11. Stick

    Stick Vertical Donor

    Mudgee, Australia
    A friend I used to share a house with many moons ago asked if his 16 year old sister could move in - trouble at home, move to the city, blah blah blah.
    Sure, I said, not knowing what a horny little hottie she was. For some reason she was very attracted to me (I'm no oil painting) - almost embarrassingly so - I couldn't bang her because I was going out with the future Mrs. Stick and I don't do shit like that. I would have loved to throw her on her back, though.
  12. no128s

    no128s New Member

    This is gonna sound corny... but absolutely without a doubt this would be my wife... incredibly hot, incredibly sexy and puts up with shit like 12 month deployments to places like Afghanistan!
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  13. EyeSeePeeDude

    EyeSeePeeDude Getting Tilted

    Nellis AFB
    I was a geek -- no hotties ever presented themselves around me... :)
  14. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pav├ęs, la plage Donor

    My wife. No question. I wonder how I managed to snag her and keep her around for 23 years.
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  15. Jay

    Jay Vertical

    Gilbert, Az
    Have to follow a few others and say my wife as well, she's such an amazing woman, still baffles me how I ended up with her, but I sure am thankful I did.
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  16. greywolf

    greywolf Slightly Tilted

    The hottest person I never deserved I never got... not in the way I would have liked, anyway. But... I did manage somehow to get involved with her in other ways over a number of years, and now am still good friends with her. And she is still incredibly hot! And I still wouldn't deserve her anyway.
  17. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED! Donor

    Sorry, ZombieSquirrel, I got nothing. Quite a few that didn't deserve YOU, but not the other way around.

    There was a brief moment in time when I believed I didn't deserve my high school boyfriend. He was, to quote my mom's friend, "such a fox!" Wrote awesome love letters, too, AND made mix tapes for me. Ended up making out with another girl on a field trip, though, and that was the end of that.
  18. Pizzaphone didn't deserve someone as awesome as you.
  19. PonyPotato

    PonyPotato Very Tilted

    Columbus, OH
    I feel that I didn't deserve the shitty ones.

    Anyway, one hookup I TOTALLY deserved was hot as hell. Met him a few months on a hash house harriers run.. he invited me over the next day for beers. Gorgeous guy.. at least 6'2", built like a linebacker (and cut, too), chiseled jaw, lovely light eyes.. well-educated, and a lawyer, to. And the sex was fabulous.

    Sadly, he moved to Atlanta a couple weeks later.
  20. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    The Windy City
    Gotta be a toss-up, I think.

    My first serious girlfriend (between frosh and soph years of high school) was a Scottish exchange student, year older than I was. Fucking stunning. Long, wavy red hair, movie star face, body was like...if Vargas girls were jailbait. I would never have had the guts to go for her, but a friend of mine chivvied me into talking to her at this cafe, and it turned into one of the only two or three successful pickups of my life (she was reading Shakespeare, I quoted the play, we got to talking about him-- thank God her inner geek was a bookworm...good match for my outer geek). She was blazing hot, and shagged me within an inch of my life. She taught me some very valuable lessons.

    If not her, then probably my last serious relationship before I met Mrs. Levite. She was a filmmaker who had done a zillion things, including a stint as a stripper, a little light porn, and (unrelatedly) occasional yoga instruction. She was ethereally lovely-- I usually don't go for the waifs, my usual physical type is, let's say, lusty, busty tavern wenches with load-bearing hips-- but this was my major exception. She'd also done some ballet, and she was basically built like a ballet dancer, except naturally and not as the result of an eating disorder. Huge blue eyes, dreamy smile, legs up to her boobs...and she was improbably flexible. She was also, fortunately for me, brilliant and scholarly and artistic and inclined to value the same sorts of things I do. If she'd been Jewish, I probably would've married her. But it was a hell of a relationship....

    Good times....