The Lust List: The 5 you're allowed.

Before reading I KNEW John Cusack would be on it.

 

He's been on the list since before the list even existed. I was what, 11? 12? when I first saw The Journey of Natty Gann. Ever since then, I've wanted both John Cusack and a pet wolf.

Also to stay on topic, Nathan Fillion and/or Crispin Glover may replace Julia/Jordana.

 

Permission granted only for: Bob DeNiro. Bob Dylan and David Beckham.

 

My to five females was a hard pick but here they are:
Zooey Deschanel
Scarlett Johansson
Radha Mitchell
Lauren Cohan
Whoopie Goldberg

with an honorable mention to Milla Jovovich

And still thinking about the top five males.... Having a difficult time with this

 

Just remember cinners, the hammer is his penis.

 

probably why she's on many guys list. In the "normal" world, she's fat.

 

Katie Fey
Viola Davis (she's buff, but hides it)
Jessica Chastain
Maggie Siff
Noomi Rapace

 

My current list, I suppose:

Mike Rowe
David Boreanaz
Ian Somerhalder
Michael Trevino
Daniel Craig

Yes, I might have a small thing for the Vampire Diaries right now.

Also, optional - Patrick Monahan. I've always had kind of a thing for him and his voice.

 

And he likes the weird stuff

 

I'm allowed to have as many as i like.
still, there are only a few.

Colin Firth
Lou Reed

i would do them both several times, at least.
and they would like it.

 

They would LOVE it!

 

When I saw the thread title, I thought ... mmmmm. chocolate. cinnamon hots. big trucks. scent of jasmine. power tools.

Kind of disappointed when I read the actual post

 

they would have no choice

 

Snooki does not exist in the real world.
If she crossed over into our reality there would be a colossal rupture in space-time. All would be lost.
She's like anti-matter.

 

Never ever thought of such a list .... Need to work on that
But I certainly would love to do my SO 11 years back (time travel). May be after giving her few rounds of drinks (to loosen her up)

 

This reminds of a joke where a couple do this list. The woman comes out with Brad Pitt, David Beckham, Johnny Depp, whatever

The guy cant understand why the women gets upset when he comes out with his wife's sister, the girl in accounts at work....

It was funny the way he told it.

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I dont have a girlfriend right now, and I think in real life Ive never particularly gone around with a list of people in my head that "wouldnt count"

I agree the 5 people I'd most like to simply have a screw with are different from my top 5 "dream dates.... but Rachel Bilson is the only one of either list who is a celeb. I even watched the OC just because she was in it.

The other 4 people in my "lust list" are people who I had big crushes on but never dated or got anywhere with (1 of them barely knew I existed). Not because they are the best looking people I could imagine, or even better looking or sexier or nicer than people I have actually been with, but just when you have that intensity of unrequited feeling, it would be nice to close that book if you ever had the chance.

Which is all a long way round to say

J C - a girl in my class in High School. She was the most intelligent person in our year at school, and dated a prick who was into cycle speed way. I got in a wrestling match with him when a casual game of football got out of hand, but strangely this never lead to sex with her. She once changed her skirt in the middle of the classroom, and this is probably still in the top 3 most erotic things that have happened in my life. Pathetic really.

J H - someone I went to sixth form with (16 - 18 yo for Americans)... she wasnt really that pretty and I kind of knew that even then. But then again Im not really that handsome. I was I think genuinely in love with her, but we ended up being "best friends" which was worse than anything. She sent me a Valentines card saying "I love you... as a friend." Might as well have cut my cock off.

T - A girl I went to uni. She knew me to the degree that she knew my name and said "hi", but not much more. I lost quite a lot of confidence between about 18 and early 20's and hardly had the nerve to speak to her. She was probably a normal girl just like anyone else.

A - A girl I worked with for about 3 or 4 years. She dated a hooligan who once threatened to beat me up. She stepped in between and pleaded with him "dont hit Adam, he's fat".... I sort of went off her after that. (and it needn't be stated how much I yearned for him to come and have a go so I could beat the shit out of him. It was such a strange feeling that I was so infuriated on the one hand I almost assaulted him straight away, and on the other hand so deflated I just wanted to go home and smash every window in my house instead)

And of course Rachel Bilson... my solitary celebrity crush. I am sure in real life she is probably a normal girl just like anyone else... but she is perfect looking in my opinion. And she kind of seems like there is just a small chance she might like a bit of rough with a turbulent mind...

 

For people who had Olivia Munn or Christina Hendricks on their lists, now would be a good time to use "the internet." I'm not direct linking to the pictures because that might be a violation of whatever our rules are on the subject, but it should take very much google-fu to make a glorious discovery. r/nsfw is a good place to start.

Assuming the pictures are real, I think pretty much everyone would be willing to go to Mal's very special hell. It might be Zoe's. I can't exactly remember who said the line. Either way...wow.