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The Sexiest Guns Ever Made

Discussion in 'Tilted Weaponry' started by Plan9, Jul 19, 2012.

  1. Plan9

    Plan9 Hard To Kill Donor

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    Here's my picks:

    5. GIAT FAMAS G2 (Bullpup Assault Rifle, 5.56mm) (France)

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    While the French are more known for throwing down their weapons, the FAMAS has always been oddly appealing to me. The rectangular profile, huge carry handle with top charging handle and large trigger guard make it look like something that shoots laser beams. Bullpups (magazine behind pistol grip) are generally easier on the eye than they are to actually shoot and manipulate in combat and it's likely that "Le Clarion" is no exception.

    4. Benelli Super 90 (Semi-Auto Shotgun, 12g) (USA)

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    Traditional operating layout, fixed stock w/ large pistol grip, smooth forearm, split fork, charging handle cut; all the features of this gun are solid yet distinct, not awkward or overbearing. Franchi combat shotguns are fat and sloppy in comparison, with their ridiculous furniture and box magazines, they're like an overweight girl on Bourbon Street trying to get beads. The Super 90 is like that quiet girl with the hot body in your karate classes.

    3. H&K P7M8 (Automatic Pistol, 9x19mm) (Germany)

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    The compact size, low bore axis and smooth lines make this gas blowback pistol look like a sci-fi death ray. Although the grip cocker really leaves something to be desired, this pricey H&K product makes you feel like your Rubbermaid-style Glock 19 is too bulky and not nearly expensive enough.

    2. H&K MP5A5 (Submachine Gun, 9x19mm) (Germany)

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    While the iconic Thompson and venerable Uzi may be the go-to SMGs for other lists, the MP5 was a Porsche in a world of clunky pickups. The cocking tube, angled forearm, diopter sights and sliding stock make it look like a stubby little ninja that spits 9mm. It would seem that modern samurai everywhere agree: Although obsolete by today's standards, the MP5 still has a huge cool factor and was a joy with which to clear rooms.

    1. Colt Python (Revolver, .357 Magnum) (USA)

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    The Python is a classic... big, beefy and probably the sexiest handgun I've ever seen. Often referred to as the finest production revolver ever made, it features the trademark vented heavy barrel w/ protruding muzzle that all other revolver manufacturers wished they could steal. The wooden He-Man grips, the long hammer spur and large locking notches give it heroic presence. It's just a badass pistol from an era when you fired handguns with one hand and Magnum revolvers were the go-to weapon for any kind of blow-you-away action in America, whether you were a good guy or a bad guy.

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    What about you, Tilted Weaponry?

    What turns you on?

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  2. KirStang

    KirStang Remember...only YOU can return fire.

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    And like that. I've derailed this thread. /Smoothspot.

    :)

    1.) I think the 1911 is pretty sexy.
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    Very classic lines, and very aesthetically pleasing. The big .45 caliber bore says, "Don't fuck with me." The wood grips accent the gravitas of the pistol. Front and back serrations with roll marks adds enough to keep the slide interesting, while not getting overly crowded.
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    I'll add more as I go. Need to exercise.
     
  3. Plan9

    Plan9 Hard To Kill Donor

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    *wipes away a laugh tear*

    Oh, so good.
     
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  4. KirStang

    KirStang Remember...only YOU can return fire.

    This sexy bitch:

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    So practically ugly, it's beautiful.
     
  5. ChrisJericho

    ChrisJericho Careless whisper

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    Fraggle Rock
    The two guns that come to mind for me are the previously mentioned mp5, but also the FAL type guns (even though I would never actually buy one):

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  6. Snakeiiiis

    Snakeiiiis New Member

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    Boise, Idaho.
    I was going to post a link to a mossberg bullpup but I have to get some more post credits.. heheh
     
  7. KirStang

    KirStang Remember...only YOU can return fire.

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    Here ya go.

    Ugly as sin, though. :)
     
  8. Plan9

    Plan9 Hard To Kill Donor

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    These motherfuckers have horrible taste.
     
  9. Walt

    Walt Vertical

    As far as I'm concerned, the straight-up sex appeal of a SR-25 or AI AW will never fail to get my ultra-masculine apex man juices flowing. That being said, the jewelled bolt/brushed satin bluing/laminate stock combination on the older Remington 700 VLS always gave me the weirdest boner. I will own one someday in 22-250. Only accurate rifles are interesting.[​IMG]
     
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  10. EventHorizon

    EventHorizon assuredly the cause of the angry Economy..

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    probably from playing too much MGS, i still think it looks fucking cool
     
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  11. KirStang

    KirStang Remember...only YOU can return fire.

    Have you ever handled one of those? It's fucking huge. And only holds 12 rounds. I swear, it's bigger than a Kriss Super V with the stock folded. Sexy? Yes. Practical? Hell the eff no.
     
  12. EventHorizon

    EventHorizon assuredly the cause of the angry Economy..

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    i mean... it looks like something out of blade runner. practical or not it looks fucking cool
     
  13. kattoes

    kattoes New Member

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    Blackhawk 0.30 Caliber.... 7.5" (girl inches) barrel... It fits my hand and allows me a more accurate shot over a longer range.
     
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  14. kattoes

    kattoes New Member

    Location:
    Southwest
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    Of course it doesn't fit in this "barmaid" holster, but it would fit the smaller
    0.38 revolver I just got. My friend did not like the other hanging
    on the headboard or under the pillow???
    I haven't been able to convert the shoulder holster to a horizontal
    mid chest (under breast) carry either. I find hiking over rough terrrain
    with an imbalance is murder on my knees hips after a few days.
    Plus with the terrain here I don't want have it catching on cactus and such.
    I have been looking for old guide version of a chest pack/ holster???
    My older Brother has one... and is finally moving out of AK to HI...
    Maybe?? he'll let me have his?? Kat
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    I doubt a gun would help in this hunt.... but it does sound fun

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    Welcome to Python Challengeā„¢ 2013!
     
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  15. ronnee New Member

    I"ve never equated guns and sex. Altho I don't even associate with 'anti-gun" or "pacifist" women, much less would I ever date one. A lady that I am going to CARE about has to be willing to train to very high levels of skill at both hand to hand and guns, because she's part of me and those things are part of me, too.
     
  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Hard To Kill Donor

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    6. AAC "Honey Badger" AR, .300 Blackout caliber. 6" barrel with integral suppressor. Proprietary H&K-style sliding stock.

    Although admittedly eclipsed by the recent Sig Sauer micro carbine series, the Honey Badger started as a joke and made the .300 PDW popular.
     
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  17. buzzgunner

    buzzgunner 180 gr. of diplomacy

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    Oregon, USA
    (I'm mainly posting this to see if I can successfully post links yet.)

    My "sexiest gun" choices are:
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    the HK MP5 submachine gun, and:
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    the Mateba Unica 6 self-cocking (semi-auto) revolver. My reason is simple: I own both!
     
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  18. buzzgunner

    buzzgunner 180 gr. of diplomacy

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    Oregon, USA
    I love the Blackhawk. Mine is chambered in .45 Long Colt.
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    I use it in SASS (Single-Action Shooting Society) matches.
     
  19. Lindy

    Lindy Very Tilted Donor

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    Nebraska
    OK, would someone pleeease tell me what "(girl inches)" means?:rolleyes:

    Actually, 7.5" (boy inches) sounds like more fun.;)
     
  20. Plan9

    Plan9 Hard To Kill Donor

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    Legit integers with no ego erosion.

    Call me. We'll do lunch.
     
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