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Things invented by the devil

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Craven Morehead, Mar 14, 2012.

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  1. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    Algebra. wah.

    Sent from my LS670 using Tapatalk
     
    mixedmedia, Apr 2, 2012
    #101
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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Bad family dinners.


    /the impact can be felt for years...
     
    rogue49, Apr 8, 2012
    #102
  3. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    cheap vodka.
    personality theory... can't we all just get along?
    the internet.
     
    Japchae, Apr 8, 2012
    #103
  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    The days in-between Paydays...
     
    rogue49, Apr 10, 2012
    #104
  5. Pixel

    Pixel Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Missoura
    Cheap toilet paper. It's either too thin or about as soft as a sheet of loose leaf paper out of a Trapper Keeper.
    Cheap trash bags. You are just asking for trash all over your kitchen floor and a flimsy piece of exploded plastic in your hand.
    Never again! Get thee behind me satan.
     
    Pixel, Apr 10, 2012
    #105
  6. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    Politics
     
    Fangirl, Apr 13, 2012
    #106
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  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Girlfriends that offer to give you a blowjob after crying from period hormones.

    Yeaaah.
     
    Plan9, Apr 13, 2012
    #107
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  8. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    I'm still trying to understand why the above is a bad thing.

    perplexed
     
    Craven Morehead, Apr 14, 2012
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  9. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Let's not forget that the devil invents things so good that they're bad.

    Take cleavage, for example. It makes me want to do bad things.

    The devil, I say!
     
    Baraka_Guru, Apr 14, 2012
    #109
  10. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    seeing cleavage makes you want to kick dogs and steal from grandmas?
     
    mixedmedia, Apr 14, 2012
    #110
  11. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    No, more along the lines of manhandling strangers. Sometimes those half my age.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Apr 14, 2012
    #111
  12. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    that's not so bad.
    --- merged: Apr 14, 2012 at 10:09 AM ---
    i would say that penises were of the devil, but then i would be admitting how very much i love the devil.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Apr 21, 2012
    mixedmedia, Apr 14, 2012
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  13. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Maybe a harmless motorboating is a good compromise.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Apr 14, 2012
    #113
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  14. redux

    redux Very Tilted

    Location:
    Foggy Bottom
    Program budgets, especially when I have to find $150K before Monday.
     
    redux, Apr 14, 2012
    #114
  15. ottopilot

    ottopilot New Member

    Location:
    Waddy Peytona
    Cart #38 at GoKart World
     
    ottopilot, Apr 18, 2012
    #115
  16. m0rpheus

    m0rpheus Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Guelph ON
    As someone who works in the beer industry I gotta say the 6 pack. They are a pain in the ass to make, they are usually more expensive than a 12 or a 24 and the reason for their existance is fucking rediculous*. Just buy a damn 12.

    *Apparently Pabst did a study and came up with 6 as the maximum number of beers a woman could comfortably carry home for her hard working man.
     
    m0rpheus, Apr 19, 2012
    #116
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  17. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Contextual devil worship.:)

    I get it, the devil made me orgasmic.

    Lindy
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Apr 27, 2012
    Lindy, Apr 20, 2012
    #117
  18. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    It's true. And the bigger, the badder.

    You know what they say: Once you go huge, you can't stop the splooge.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Apr 20, 2012
    #118
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  19. Ayashe

    Ayashe Getting Tilted

    My upstairs neighbor's children... I think they may be a herd of elephants with ADHD... at least that is what they sound like.
     
    Ayashe, Apr 22, 2012
    #119
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  20. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Cancer.

    And—no disrespect to Bill Gates' charitable works—Microsoft.
     
    DamnitAll, Jan 11, 2014
    #120
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