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Things invented by the devil

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Craven Morehead, Mar 14, 2012.

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  1. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    Plastic packaging that requires a freaking SWAT team to open it.
     
    hamsterball, Jan 12, 2014
    #121
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  2. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    The fuses on Christmas tree lights....tiny little bastards...Grrrrrr
     
    hamsterball, Jan 13, 2014
    #122
  3. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Bottled water... especially the plastic bottles.
     
    Charlatan, Jan 13, 2014
    #123
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  4. Katia

    Katia Very Tilted

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    Earth
    Aging.
     
    Katia, Jan 23, 2014
    #124
  5. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    Cell phone contracts
     
    hamsterball, Jan 23, 2014
    #125
  6. Lish

    Lish Very Tilted

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    Im here, but heart is somewhere else
    wives

    /yes im venting
     
    Lish, Jan 24, 2014
    #126
  7. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Thong underwear.
    Stilettos.
    Crystal meth.
    Coconut water.
     
    Japchae, Jan 24, 2014
    #127
  8. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    You might not think that if you ever saw me in a thong and stilettos, while doing crystal meth and sipping coconut water, honey!

    We're talking all kinds of hot....
     
    hamsterball, Jan 24, 2014
    #128
  9. Jager

    Jager Vertical

    Location:
    West Coast
    Two weeks of Super Bowl hype.
    --- merged: Jan 26, 2014 at 5:11 PM ---
    Grammy's (or any award hype) when the clotheing designers are interviewed.
     
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    Jager, Jan 26, 2014
    #129
  10. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    This is why I am sooooo glad I don't watch network television. Score! Cable tv and commercials were invented by the devil!
    --- merged: Jan 26, 2014 at 5:34 PM ---
    Also, chocolate covered potato chips.
    The devil HAD to have invented those.
    Torture.
     
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    Japchae, Jan 26, 2014
    #130
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  11. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    I'm starting to think leglifts were invented by the devil :p
     
    CinnamonGirl, Jan 26, 2014
    #131
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  12. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    North
    Autodial collection services. Call every couple hours the minute you are behind on a bill and even after you have paid it.

    Recorded pay systems. Long drawn out phone systems that make paying your bill so difficult it takes two or three calls to accomplish.

    Recorded answering services. The companies way of keeping you from talking to a person to complain about the fact that you have paid your bill and the fucking autodial is still calling you.
    .
     
    redravin, Mar 19, 2014
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  13. Indigo Kid

    Indigo Kid Getting Tilted

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    NE OHIO, and hating it.
    Kardasians. All of 'em and their fucked up show.
     
    Indigo Kid, Mar 19, 2014
    #133
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  14. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    Project plans and progress reports
     
    hamsterball, Mar 19, 2014
    #134
  15. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    PowerPoint.
     
    Japchae, Mar 19, 2014
    #135
  16. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I'm sure it's been said in this thread:

    Reality TV. Does everything have to be a fucking contest?
     
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 19, 2014
    #136
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  17. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    No. No it doesn't.

    Speaking from experience, there is a certain level of laziness in many programming departments. Amazingly they aren't all that imaginative. I am working to bring change to this... at least on the Asian front. There's only so much I can do though as many (most) broadcasters follow what's happening in the UK, Netherlands and US (almost in that order).
     
    Charlatan, Mar 20, 2014
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  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    The road to hell is paved with good intentions...and good entertainment too.

    DVRs
    I love it, can't think of TV before it...and can't stop filling it with all the shows & movies I want to watch.
    There's not enough time in the day.

    And then...I have to make the "call" of which shows to erase if the thing is getting too full.
    Noooo...I want to watch them all.

    But, but, but...I just need to go to work, sleep, do chores...I want to exercise, go out...play on the TFP...
    So much to do, so little time.

    Ugh, I've just narrowed down to veg time...and spare time. (sorry, I need to get out & about too, that's priority)
    And ironically, I'm not interested in watching much I've recorded "at that time", but at the same time I keep it because I still want to watch it.

    Now I know what Alvin Toffler meant by "Future Shock". SOB was right even in 1970.
    TOO many choices. :rolleyes:
     
    rogue49, Mar 20, 2014
    #138
  19. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    If they ever start a reality show that is an actual fucking contest, I'd watch it :).
     
    Chris Noyb, Mar 20, 2014
    #139
  20. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    Contests are easier to script... (reality my ass)
     
    Cayvmann, Mar 20, 2014
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