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Threesome, threeway, menage a trois, scenarios (NSFW, obviously)

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by Chris Noyb, Sep 16, 2016.

  1. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    I did a search here using threesome, threeway, and menage a trois. To my surprise I didn't find any such threads; something tells me they exist, the search function just didn't find them.

    We haven't a good I'm-getting-a-boner/My-pussy-is-getting-wet sex thread in a while. I know that there are threesome posts scattered through several threads, I'm hoping to gather those thoughts in one thread.

    What threesome scenarios would you like to experience?

    If not, why not? FTR/BTW, there's nothing wrong with being satisfied with twosome sex, or being nervous about a threesome.

    Speaking for myself as a guy, I'd like FFM, but wouldn't have a problem with MMF (more on this later). For the purpose of this thread the order of the initials doesn't indicate who would be the focus of attention.

    I'll start with a couple of my mild(er) FFM scenarios (if this thread takes off I'll share some more creative scenarios later):

    1. I'd like to have my nuts sucked, hard, while I was cumming in a woman's (OW) mouth or pussy. Since my wife (MW) knows what I like and can endure with teabagging, I'd have her on my nuts.

    2. I'd like to have MW & OW taking turns riding my dick cowgirl and riding my face. This would be about their orgasms, not mine.


    Some of the mild(er) MMF scenarios that MW has mentioned (she has said if she ever does a threesome she wants plenty of dick):

    1. DP. We've done anal with her using a vibe or dildo in her pussy, and she really enjoyed it.

    2. Having her clit licked while getting fucked in her pussy.

    3. Sucking dick while getting fucked hard. She thinks trying to give a BJ while having huge Os would be fun.


    Enough from me.....................for now ;). Your turn!
     
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  2. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    I will have to return to this later.... Gotta go do something....;)

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  3. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    This happens to be one of my favorite searches when I got porn on the brain. Although I enjoyed quite a lot of 3 somes when I was in my 20s at my age just watching is fine. Truly I can only handle one woman.
    Funny @ralphie250 we all know what you had to go do. .. ;) ;)
     
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  4. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I would love to see some women participate in this discussion.
     
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  5. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    This....

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  6. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I'll be back with more on this in the morning.
     
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  7. ASU2003

    ASU2003 Very Tilted

    Location:
    Where ever I roam
    I would actually be less nervous about having a FFM threesome than having normal sex with one woman. I would feel a lot less pressure to be the sole performer if I could have a partner helping. The women would have to be somewhat bisexual and into each other though. We would team up on each girl and then I would take turns cumming into each of them. In the end we would be exhausted and just lay and cuddle all night.

    When it comes to MMF, I've only known my best friend in college that had a very attractive girlfriend and they were sexually wild. I wouldn't be the person to ask, but if they had asked me to join, it would have been a hard decision.
     
  8. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North
    I've been in threesomes twice both times FFM and I have to say I felt pretty intimidated.
    It's hard enough to to properly satisfy one woman much less two especially if they aren't into each other enough to make up the difference.
     
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  9. Lordeden

    Lordeden Part of the Problem

    Location:
    Redneckhell, NC
    Just like in Band Practice, if you can't rub your belly and pat your head at the same time, FFM isn't for you.

    Jokes aside, I'll come back to this when I get a chance to write everything that's in my head about this subject.
     
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I haven't found them intimidating, it's just going with the flow.
    When the situation occurs, you just let it happen.
    Just FFMs though.
    I don't think MMF would be my thing, but that's just me, no objection...hasn't flowed that way when I've been in those situations.
     
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  11. When I was a teenager, my eldest brother and his ex-wife ambushed me. It was a total set up. He asked me for a ride to her house. We walked in and she unzipped his pants and went down on him and it was on... and yes, young naive me was totally intimidated. She gave me head while he mounted her from behind. Then she laid me down and road me cowgirl. She then announced that I did "just fine" and I got dressed and went home with my head spinning.

    There was one other "almost" situation a few years later. I had been out drinking with my then girlfriend and her best friend. Girlfriend was driving and bestie and I started kissing. It didn't go beyond that, though.

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  12. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    For me, FFM would be less about me and more about the women. I've never really been that interested in "doing two chicks at the same time," though I'd definitely help two chicks do each other.

    I've always been more turned on by MMF, and even MMMF, though I've never had an opportunity.

    (More details available upon request.)
     
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  13. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

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    Request...

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  14. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    @ralphie250 you are Hilarious
     
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  15. Daniel_

    Daniel_ The devil made me do it...

    I have issues with threesomes, in that I like the idea of both FFM and MMF options, intelectually, but the only time I ever actually got involved in one (my GF and a male friend), I discovered a little while later that it wasn't the totally random drunken "hey why don't we" that it was presented as, but rather my GF had been fucking my flatmate for a while, and wanted to have an excuse to get together without me finding out or getting angry, so set up the threesome.

    A long time later I found out that they'd actually told other people that I knew all about them, and was cool with it, so the threesome was a way of retrospectively making that true after it started to be talked about openly by some of our mutual friends.

    So, yes, emotionally fragile on that one...
     
  16. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I think the point of FFM is not "doing two chicks a the same time" but rather the two chicks doing you at the same time.
     
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  17. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX

    It could work out for the women without them being into bi, but there would a limitation: Two pussies and one dick. But that limitation could be workable with oral, toys, & masturbation. But it would definitely be helpful if the guy had great staying power or quick recovery time, and let's not forget boner pills.

    My threesome thoughts are nearly always MMF because my wife is multiorgasmic, and I love female orgasms.
    --- merged: Sep 19, 2016 11:50 AM ---

    In retrospect, under those circumstances, yeah, that threesome would suck (and not in a good way).
     
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  18. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto

    View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A939QRRSNV4


    That's one way of having an FFM. That wouldn't be my first choice of dynamic. (Though I'm not saying I'd turn it down.)
     
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  19. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Never done it.
    Passed up opportunities to engage in both mmf and ffm over the years.
    It all seems too stressful. Definitely not among my fantasies.
     
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  20. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Location:
    Colorado
    I have enough trouble figuring out one woman, two just seems like a frustrating stress fest to me.
    I have no interest in any dick other than my own.

    I'm about as live and let live as it gets; consenting adults and all. Neither combination interests me.
     
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