Tilted Weaponry: Everyday Readiness

Does anyone else have Mormon-envy in terms of "prepping"?

I remember as a kid we had a family reunion and we visited some of the Mormons out in Utah. I think I was like 9 or something and was hanging out with one of the Mormon kids and he was showing me his Ham radio and I was like "wtf is the point of this? You don't have a Nintendo?"

If it wasn't for the magical underwear I might join their ranks.

 

So, what you're saying is that Mormons would be the ideal group to subjugate during whatever impending disaster is making people buy 19 shitty SKS rifles. It seems that Walt does have a point: If you're the only mofo in town willing to wear a human skull codpiece, they'll quickly step in line and give you their canned goods, wholesome daughters and whatever other else you need to sustain yourself as you raid other groups for hard liquor.

 

"Wholesome daughters" is synonymous unshaven nether regions. Could be handy though if floss becomes scarce in the apocalypse.

 

You don't strike me as the kind of man that considers a little fuzz to be an obstacle.

Hell, you're from the North American land of "white bitches with armpit hair."

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I'm starting to see a pattern: The demographic of Tilted Weaponry basically means we're only going to get joke threads from here on out. Any serious conversation on "preparedness" is pointless as we're all chronic lurkers on M4C and that Weapons Related guy's blog that Walt hates with a passion. It's been made clear that Kirstang and Chris Jericho are black eye bar shooter experts, Walt is a raging drunk and I'm a raging moron with no dick.

Hardly a subforum. Time for me to come up with some more Gun Fu bullshit to post.

 

Did someone say Gun-fu?

 

I've been spoiled.

I also managed to avoid the 1911 platform, so maybe I'm just lucky.