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Tilted Weaponry: Shrine of the Mall Ninja

Discussion in 'Tilted Weaponry' started by Plan9, Feb 15, 2013.

  1. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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  2. ChrisJericho

    ChrisJericho Careless whisper

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    I'm going to wait until this holster comes with a letter of approval from the BATF, just to be safe.
     
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  3. EventHorizon

    EventHorizon assuredly the cause of the angry Economy..

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    i'm working on month 3 of exactly this. if nothing else at least the skeletool looks nice when i'm so bored i've got nothing else to do besides contemplate if the pliers could unhook steve-o as shark bait
     
  4. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Nothing says Retard like a Small of the Back (SOB) holster. With its cue-bomb elbow-out index that leaves you wide open to counters, a ring-round-the-ribcage boomerang draw stroke that torques up that crucial straight out drive and the various issues that come with strapping a chunk of steel next to your spine (like riding in a car or getting knocked on your back during a fight), it's the Reverse AIWB and belongs where it was popular: '80s narco cop backup guns and made-for-TV movies.

    Nothing says Full Retard like a double SOB holster. Double down!
     
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  5. ChrisJericho

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    Are you fucking kidding me? This is like some crap James Yeager would advertise on his youtube channel.
     
  6. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    BONUS: I recently attended a relatively legit training event that somehow featured James Yeager. He's about as impressive as Walt from The Big Lebowski.
     
  7. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    Holy shit. Me want. That Would go great with my superhero costume. Except the grips need to face out for badassery.
     
  8. ChrisJericho

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    Really? I'm shocked I tell you, shocked !

     
  9. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    You wouldn't know what to do with that thing. It doesn't have level III retention.
     
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  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Also...

    SUPER IMPORTANT:

    First, I drank some cheap Scotch.

    Second, I made this masterpiece for your entertainment at the next gun show / shooting class / Chipotle you find yourself at...

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. ChrisJericho

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    Could use "spends $500 a year on tannerite, claims to be too poor to attend training classes."
     
  12. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    @ChrisJericho,

    Is tannerite actually a thing? I feel like I see clickbait side links with that stuff but what Joe Snuffy really buys it?

    It's like those companies that make shotgun shells that shoot chainmail and tracer slugs. How do they make $$$?
     
  13. ChrisJericho

    ChrisJericho Careless whisper

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    Yeeeeeah... my cousin continuously buys the stuff and invites me to go shooting at some gravel pit location. Instead of buying a quality red dot for his rifle he bought some cheap chinese POS whose battery is always dying, and that "savings" went to buy tannerite. Priorities.
     
  14. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    ZOMG, post pictures of rifle. And tannerite haul. For realz.
     
  15. ChrisJericho

    ChrisJericho Careless whisper

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    I'll PM it to you, it's everything you expect.
     
  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    *sploosh*

    ...

    Later...

    UPDATE:

    *lights cigarette*

    Worth it. Fake ACOG.
     
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  17. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Engrish Gross Motor Skills vs. Fine Motor Skills "Debate"



    SO GOOD.
     
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  18. ChrisJericho

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    This guy needs to open his own training school pronto. Way ahead of the game. Just needs a beard and some forearm tats.
     
  19. KirStang

    KirStang Something Patriotic.

    HE NEEDS TO TEAM UP WITH DYNAMIC PIE CONCEPTS!
     
  20. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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