Too Much Sperm

Seriously, who really wanks it into a sock? I thought that was just some weird urban legend thing or something...

What if you deep-throated when he came, so it just went straight down your throat? Could that work? Sorry, I'm no expert on fellatio...

 

I don't think most are wanking into a sock but rather using it to clean up, after.

I am sure I have used on at least a couple time when I was stuck without tissue.

 

I was so friggin' glad that the very first post I spotted when I crashed back to Earth was this one. It's like a Penthouse letter.

Uh-huh. Tell me us more.

The NRA teaches new shooters to never point a gun at anything they aren't willing to shoot. On that note, you should probably be conscious of where he's pointed when the heavy breathing starts and work to keep it pointed in a safe direction.

Jesus. No, that's not normal; it's exceptional. I find it difficult to believe this dude is discharging a Hunt's Snack Pack on a regular basis, but whatever.

Anyway, there is no should in the you being into it or not. As with any sexual activity, you either do it because you like it, he likes it, or you're experimenting to see how it feels.

If you like messy, it would appear that this guy can provide copious amounts of his pearly essence to entertain your desire to be smothered by man-spackle like you're on the menu at Waffle House.

 

Nice visual. Welcome back.

 

True story: I first saw the term "pearly essence" used in a tattered '90s copy of Penthouse.

It's the sophisticated way of referring to the congealed projectiles we men lob at our partners.

And thanks, it's good to be back. Gotta remember to stretch before I wade into the fray here.

 

We missed you, man.

 

Keep telling yourself that...

 

Ahem... you notice what thread we're standing in right now, by chance?

 

*palmface*

 

I prefer to refer to it as my "manly essence"

 

'The Gush' can be fatal.

 

When I was a teenager, I would try to do it as I changed clothes. That way, you could use the dirty clothing to clean it up, which I now realized was more than a little reckless. And no, the whole firehose thing is not normal. Admirable (and inconvenient), but not normal. Strangely enough, I have no good stories concerning this (that I remember, anyway), which is strange, because I have had some weird experiences concerning oral.

 

The sticky floor thread?

 

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You might be dating a horse, or maybe your estimation is not as good as you think.

 

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

 

Nutritionally, there are a few things that are reported to increase ejaculate.

Lecithin is one of those things and Zinc is another of those things.

Lecithin is reported to increase ejaculate if a male consumes a large daily amount (3000 mg - 5000 mg), however zinc is reported to increase ejaculate when a person consumes a small amount (10-12 mg daily).

Common foods that provide decent levels of zinc are oysters (actually an excellent source of zinc), poultry, red meat, crab, lobster and fortified breakfast cereal. Providing less zinc are foods like beans, nuts, wholegrains and dairy.

Is your boyfriend eating large volumes of these types of foods or possibly he eats a combination of these types of things?

Just thinking out loud. Good luck.