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Too Much Sperm

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by purfectpus, Mar 2, 2014.

  1. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Was there ever any doubt?
     
  2. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Roving hordes of excess sperm are now loose....

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    They want to take our women...

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  3. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North
    This reminds me of Larry Nivens essay about Superman and Lois Lane, Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex.
    Super sperm blasting through the ceiling, flying about looking for places to go.

    Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex



     
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  4. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Perhaps Lois would've used an IUD impregnated (pun intended) with a bit of Kryptonite. That would slow the little buggers down.
     
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  5. coreylane

    coreylane New Member

    Location:
    US
    wow great thread, what about sucking dick..I love that!!! Too much sperm are great for me! mm
     
  6. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    An electron micrograph of some of my sperm...

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  7. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    And nobody has mentioned the apparant confusion among some folks over sperm and semen.

    Please forgive me, but some folks might benefit from an explanation. Also I haven't had a cigarette since 5:30pm on Monday, still a bit grumpy.

    1. Semen is the ejaculated fluid.

    2. Sperm is (are) not the ejaculated fluid. See #3.
    --Some folks do refer to the male orgasm as "sperming" and semen as "sperm."

    3. Sperm are in the semen. They are microscopic. They have nearly nothing (as in very, very little) to do with the volume of semen.
     
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  8. Herculite

    Herculite Very Tilted

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  9. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

  10. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    All true Chris. However, with all these guys around overflowing with semen, we're left with hordes of sperm, flagellating around looking for eggs to fertilize.

    There could be hundreds of billions of the little thugs, all seeking to fulfill their mission: seek out, penetrate, and fertilize.

    I'm telling you, no one is safe....
     
  11. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I didn't want to be "that guy," but: semen ≠ sperm

    I think the OP really means to complain about too much semen. For all we know, this guy may not even have that many "swimmers."
     
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  12. evaderum

    evaderum Getting Tilted

    Location:
    California
    Perhaps except for a few that don't want to be sent into the deep dark cave and have to be chased by the egg.
    But I'm sure most of them march dutifully like stormtroopers, yelling out battle hymns on their way
     
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  13. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North

    Or maybe they're singing this ...

     
  14. Herculite

    Herculite Very Tilted

    One thing I've never understood is WHY is there a market for increasing semen volume? I've never viewed it as a good thing, just extra mess.
     
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  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Besides just semen volume, and penis and breast size, everything used to be "more is better," but now I think it's "too much is not enough."
     
  16. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Think of them as Spermtroopers.
     
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  17. Katia

    Katia Very Tilted

    Location:
    Earth
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  18. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
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  19. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
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  20. evaderum

    evaderum Getting Tilted

    Location:
    California
    or borrowing from the German SS... Spermastaffel, seig fertile!

    ...and now I have this mental image of microscope zooming in on them and seeing
    them swimming in formation with their tails all moving back and forth in synch