In related news, Kellyanne Conway is really upset that her "alternative facts" line is what people picked up on during her media appearances last week. Because when the President's lackey goes on television during his first weekend in office to make petty arguments about the number of people at the inauguration, you're not supposed to pay attention to her doublespeak. I'm not really sure where she was going with the health insurance thing. Is she suggesting that the new administration's plan to repeal and fuck poor people is somehow going to help them? I guess losing affordable healthcare is what will cause those people to finally pull themselves up by their bootstraps. "Ripped them a new one" is a creative interpretation. Or just an alternative one, maybe.