Violent Crime and Self Defense

I've met my fair share of very privileged, very aggressive, and very trashy people here in South Florida. Ironically, those types of people are often arrested for crimes, too.

 

My relative was brutally attacked, yet she still would not agree with your perspective.
Nice try, white boy.
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Classy, too, now that I think about it, that you would imply that I somehow don't care enough or don't impute enough weight to what happened to my sister. An event, I might add, that a gun in the vicinity would have done nothing to avert. Try a little harder not to be a jerk, why don't you.

 

Hey now, don't take my Bodkin Van Horn-style generalizations as a personal attack.

My post was merely food for thought. I'm not going all Manic Skafe on you.

...I'm not that smart, anyway.​

 

My recommendation is not to worry.

Nothing bad will ever happen to you.

 

No, and this is just a theory, you tend to take balanced, moderate views on a subject that are contrary to yours and attempt to turn them into something they are not.
Love ya.

 

Y'all wanted a real debate?

I friggin' broughtified it.

 

One Word: TAR21. I'm so jealous you Canucks can own such a fine piece of engineering.

 

Biggest recommendation is take some type of class that involves learning how to defend yourself without weapons against people with them. Obviously you're not going to dodge a bullet, but knowing how to react to someone with a knife, spatula, ax handle, rubber chicken, beer bottle, lip with herpes outbreak, etc. and neutralize them in as safe as manner as possible is invaluable. The cool part about taking said classes is that they give you a better range of automatic responses to shitty situations and they make you feel a little bit like a secret agent. Great way to meet girls, too.

And remember: I'm not a survivalist, I'm paranoid moron that wastes his money on barbaric implements of death and destruction. Kill babies!

 

Bear spray.

 

You are the new Strange Famous. And I love it.

Baraka makes $19.95 CAD a year. Let's be realistic about his budget for something as useless as a firearm.

 

American Girl 2020:
I almost never shoot a guy on the first date.

 

kiss me, you brute.
hard and fast.

 

Eagerly waiting for the Day BG posts up in TFP Weaponry with the title, "Pics of my new gun."

 

SUPER IMPORTANT:​

Julie Golob needs to pose for Playboy so damn bad. And I would wife her so hard-fast the ring going on her finger would cause a fuckin' sonic boom.