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War on Christmas

Discussion in 'Tilted Philosophy, Politics, and Economics' started by redux, Nov 22, 2012.

  1. roachboy

    roachboy Very Tilted

    Bill O’Reilly Arrested For Assaulting Department Store Santa | The Daily Currant

    i know, i know i shouldn't find this to be so funny.


    it may not be true.
    but i like the dialogue...
     
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  2. EventHorizon

    EventHorizon assuredly the cause of the angry Economy..

    Location:
    FREEDOM!
    HAHAHAHAHA

    i'm now on my way out the door to "MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKER!" someone in the face. that's too great of a phrase not to
     
  3. redux

    redux Very Tilted

    Location:
    Foggy Bottom
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    Peace on earth, til next year.
     
  4. EventHorizon

    EventHorizon assuredly the cause of the angry Economy..

    Location:
    FREEDOM!
    i'm back... nobody in my state to "MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKER!" in the face... too sparsely populated
     
  5. Alistair Eurotrash

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    So, Christmas is over. Who won?
     
  6. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
     
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  7. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    It's funny. I have clients all over the world. Almost all of my clients from the US and Canada say Happy Holidays or make some reference to the Holiday Season. Everyone else sent me emails that said Merry Christmas (everywhere else being Australia, New Zealand, UK, Malaysia, Indonesia, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Thailand, etc.).

    If there is a war on Christmas, it isn't happening outside of North America.
     
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  8. MSD

    MSD Very Tilted

    Location:
    CT
    All signs point to Wal Mart
     
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  9. redux

    redux Very Tilted

    Location:
    Foggy Bottom
    The Bill and Laura Crusade Against the War on Easter

    Because Christmas is a long nine months away, Bill O'Reilly has taken up the mantle of leading the army of traditionalists in another religious conflict: the War on Easter. Yes, a number of school districts are holding Easter events but have banned the word "Easter," which led O'Reilly down a slippery slope that ended with free abortions and pot everywhere. Laura Ingraham agreed with O'Reilly about the growing secular influence in the United States, saying that there very well be a "new era of persecution" in the United States.

     
  10. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
  11. redux

    redux Very Tilted

    Location:
    Foggy Bottom
    I would join a war against prune hamantasschens.
     
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  12. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    How can you hate on something that tastes good and keeps you regular?
     
  13. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    Prune hamentaschen filling proves the equation "looks like poop = makes you poop."
     
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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Anyone for a "War on War"?

    Not that I'm a peacenik...but it seems so cliche

    Personally, I'm all for common sense restraint and moderation...but that doesn't seem as marketable.
    There we go again, all about commercialism...
     
  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I just caught wind of this.

    The most recent salvo in the "War on Christmas":

    Palin writing 'legalese' book to fight the 'War on Christmas' | The Raw Story

    In other news, Sarah Palin is a fucking poet: “And with Benghazi, though, government lied and people died. [...] The other issues are government lied and government spied.”
     
  16. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    I herd in Texas that you can say merry Christmas now.
     
  17. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member



    If you are saying that in June, are you early or are you late? *think*
     
  18. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    It's essentially state legislation based on already established SCOTUS rulings regarding whether religious symbols should be permitted on government property. It's the same workaround, whereby the religious symbol is permissible so long as secular or other religious symbols are present as well. This is a Constitutional workaround, but I can see the problem with the idea of simply paying lip service to non-Christian elements in this situation.

    I'm sure many public schools in Texas will continue to be overtly Christian in December despite their being government institutions.
     
  19. redux

    redux Very Tilted

    Location:
    Foggy Bottom
    Now that Christmas is less than 100 days away, the latest foot soldier is preparing to fire back against those waging a War on Christmas!

    No doubt it will be a best seller.

    She gets how to make a buck off of Christmas....Fight the commercialization of Christmas with a piece or crap book pandering to your base.
     
  20. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Jesus. No one is taking the Christ out of Christmas. They're keeping trying to keep the Christmas out of people's faces. It's entirely different. (It's rather arrogant to think that Christmas is something universal that sweeps the land, no matter where it is.)

    "… It’s going to be a great Christmas book. Lots of nice, festive, joyful things within the book, like recipes and traditions of our family that are probably pretty unique because we are from Alaska and live near the North Pole, so we have access to Santa Claus and all the good things that come with Christmas."​

    Oh, and something can't be "pretty unique." It's either unique or it's not.

    Also, I like how she's worried about people taking the Christ out of Christmas but is fully willing to parade around the pagan albiet Christianized myth of Sinterklaas. Well, of course, because that's what Christians do best: appropriate other cultures to make it their own. Now that non-Christians are "trying to steal Jesus," they're distressed. They're worried about being beaten at their own game.

    I think what the atheists et al. have a problem with is that they don't want implied/indirect (if not direct) proselytizing in the public sphere.

    Secular folks want the holiday divested from the public sphere, especially in public property such as government areas, in large part because this property is not intended for religious use. It's not like Christians haven't already had it as an official public holiday in most places around the world for a long time, and it does still get a shit-ton of play within consumer society (the lion's share of the public's mind share, mind you). They should be satisfied.

    I can't think of anything more ridiculous than an influential member of a populous hegemonic group decrying persecution about something that's not afforded the rest.
     
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