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What's Your Sex Number?

Discussion in 'Found on the Net' started by redravin, Mar 26, 2014.

  1. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    I remember a purity test like this back when in the early days of TFP and I came out pretty damned high on it.
    Funny how my number is lower now because so many of the questions involve tech that I haven't really gotten involved with.
    Anyway I came in at a fairly Freaky 110.

    What's Your Sex Number
  2. OtherSyde

    OtherSyde Slightly Tilted

    San Diego, CA
    Jesus. That is way too long a list haha... I'll get on that tomorrow :)
  3. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Central MD
    82/200. And I took it before I saw this thread, so I didn't bother to copy the description.

    Better than what I got when I took a similar test in high school. :D
  4. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    83. And got a picture of a cat wearing a tuxedo costume. WTF? I've only been with my hubs, so I wasn't surprised.
  5. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Large City, TX
    I got 81 out of 200, and a cat wearing a tux with the caption MISSIONARY.


    Yes, I know these quizzes aren't scientific, they're for entertainment.
    Apparantly my lack of a long list of partners, not met under a wide variety of circumstances, and my non-participation in social media, makes me relatively boring.


    --- merged: Mar 26, 2014 at 9:18 AM ---
    That "test" seems very biased towards folks having many partners, met under a wide variety of circumstances, and places a LOT of emphasis on sexing in social media.
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  6. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    In my case I haven't had many partners but I did meet Jadzia over old school social media so some of that was covered though many of the ones on the list went missing.
    Where I picked up a lot of points was from living through the seventies and having partners with flexible leanings.
    Last edited: Mar 26, 2014
  7. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    67 — clearly the result of a lack of using Web 2.0 in mating rituals and being generally awkward with the ladies.
  8. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Large City, TX
    I was a late bloomer. My confidence didn't kick-in until the early/mid '80s. I was in college at the time (where I met my future wife), but I was a commuter full-time student with a part-time jobs, very little time for chasing ass. And HIV/AIDS was very big in the news at the time. Quite a few of the gay, bi, and just experimenting folks that we knew in college eventually died from AIDS.
  9. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    130, which elicited a "WOW" from the quiz writer.

    Definitely higher than the score I got the last time I took one of these ~15 years ago :)
  10. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

  11. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

    71. I've never used any illegal drugs, and I have been married since before most social media were invented.
  12. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Yeah, there were a lot of social media related questions I could not say yes to. I met my now-husband in 2005...right after Facebook took off.
  13. itwasme

    itwasme But you'll never prove it.

    In the wind
    "You like to wine ‘em and dine ‘em, but not 69 ‘em. Keep it sweet and sexytimes are awesome, all that other stuff is just not for you."

    I'm sure that isn't how I answered the 69 question.

    50/200, and the damn cat is wearing a pink/white gingham farm dress. Wow, if it wasn't for all the Skype/etc sex with my then-hubby during his sandbox tours, I'd have scored in the friggin 30s.
  14. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Geez, I'm claiming age discrimination. I've been married longer than the World Wide Web has been around.

  15. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    That is one cute pussy.
  16. thattallguy

    thattallguy New Member

    109 I guess I'm freakier than I thought.
  17. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    I forgot to post a pic of the kitty, so I ran through it again, and got a 131. No idea what I missed the first time.

  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    You got 153 out of 200.
    WOW. You’re willing to try anything more than once and I bet you have a ton of amazing stories to tell as a result. Wow.

    Well, I didn't answer anything about relatives...or sex with bosses, animals or diapers.
    No orgies yet. No swinging. No Waterplay or scat.
    But I still feel the list was lacking in certain areas.

    And why do I feel I still haven't had enough sex... :rolleyes:
  19. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Who cares, really?
    Well, this is disheartening (but should come as no surprise, really.)

    Your Score: 11!

    Dude, you suck. (and we know you're a dude. No woman would ever have your problems.) We bet you even cheated on the quiz to improve your score and it STILL didn't help! ROTFLMFAO! If you have kids, they're probably not yours biologically.

    I recall some events in my past life which seriously affected the final results; for example, I did manage to make out with a girl once, but she stopped just before the 5 minute mark. When I asked her why, she simply grimaced and replied, "I want you to do poorly on an internet quiz years from now."

    Last edited: Aug 28, 2018
  20. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Why is there no like button in this thread dammit?

    I want to thank the young lady who stopped your make out session.
    She gave me one of the first decent laughs I've had for a while.
    Of course, it was at your expense but oh well.
    Last edited: Mar 26, 2014