Worst movie you've seen.

I'm gonna have to say Original Sin. Angelina Jolie, Antonio Banderas. It was absolute shit. Bad acting, gaping plot holes, horrible cinematography...

So what's the one movie that you hope you NEVER have to sit through again?

 

The worst movie I bought was from Sainsburys for a quid or two. Syckle. It had an x certificate, and the cover promised gore and violence. The movie starts, and a young couple are exploring an abandoned slaughter house - sitting with my son waiting for the horror, and horror it was, because at that point it turned into soft porn movie. Horrified, we turned it off and never put it in the player again. The ribbing afterwards went on for ages. So I guess thats the worst movie experience - although I dont know the rest of the plot and dont want to.

 

So many awful films I have seen - well the only one I have walked out on is Napoleon Dynamite after about 15 mins, I just hated it. My 2 friends who stayed to watch it to the end both agree that I had done the right thing and wished they had joined me.

 

Recently, the movie Splice was one of the worst I have seen.

The Adjustment Bureau was a steaming pile of poo, too.

oh wait, and my sister sent me home with this stupid movie called The Sweetest Thing a few weeks ago. I've been meaning to give her shit about that one. Truly awful.

 

Wendigo. The "star" of the movie is "Dewey" from Malcolm in the Middle, and the movie concludes with shaky camera work as a guy runs through some trees in what may be the worst deer costume of all time.

How the FUCK this thing was given 5/10 on IMDB absolutely boggles my mind.

The only thing that could possibly be as bad as this is anything with Dane Cook in it.

 

Spiceworld. Why did I watch this film? Because it was the only movie at the theater I hadn't seen, so I had to see it.

 

I'm not sure, it might've been Kazaam.
Just not a good movie. Shaquille O'Neal is not a good actor.

 

I usually like to categorize bad movies into three groups:

1. Movies made by idiots (these are so much fun to watch if you have a basic understanding of film)

2. Movies made for idiots (feel free to insert your own choice here)

3. The third type is usually a combination of the first two groups- a perfect example would be the last 500 Steven Seagal movies.

 

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Movie
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Clash of the Titans (the remake, not the original)

I know you said one, but I couldn't decide which was worse.

 

Rent.

 

titanic. the longest 3 months of my life. i hated everything about it in detail.

i also really hated:
gangs of new york. total piece of shit. worse because martin scorsese made it.
raiders of the lost ark
star wars. i don't like westerns.
there are others, but i have repressed them.

 

Blasphemy!

 

I watched have Spiceworld, Dude Where's My Car?, and others in that vein that end up on numerous 'bad film' lists and I actually liked them for what they were worth. Don't think about the plot, roll with the stupidness, and they actually work.
on the "completely awful" scale/never want to see again I would mention -
Avatar - complete waste of time that gains almost nothing from the admittedly pretty visual effects
Star Wars: first two prequels - I rented Episode 1 several years ago on DVD to try it again and it is not too bad when you skip through the bad parts. Cuts it down to about 20 minutes total. No comment on the last prequel as I have avoided that like the plague and all of the brief clips I have seen of it tell me that is a good call still.

 

Roachboy went on a roachboy rant in chat how he hates John Williams and every movie he made a score for. The man ain't human, I tell ya!

 

We're not friends anymore.

Gone Fishin' was pretty terrible. And somehow I got talked into seeing one of the Jackass movies--I don't even remember which one. It was awful, but then, I expected it to be.

 

I couldn't stand Streets of New York, either.
What's that other Daniel Day-Lewis film where he's an oilman? I think it's set in California.
I thought it was a turd.

 

Oh, the newer version of the Hills Have Eyes. I couldn't even watch the whole thing. Ugh.

 

I remember walking out of the PeeWee Herman movie when I was a teenager.
I didn't exactly have high standards but it was just plain awful.
I loved Star Wars but agree that the prequel movies have been really bad.

 

i dislike the sound and music in most mainstream hollywood films because it is one-dimensional, loud and stupid. and it assumes we're stupid, that we don't know how to interpret what we're seeing, how to react. so it pushes you around, tells you how to think. fuck that. john williams is just among the more ham-fisted practitioners of this unfortunate mode. the first time i tried to sit through the interminable flatulence that is raiders of the lost ark, i left because the music was so bad.