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Baraka_Guru
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Baraka_Guru

Möderätor, Male, from Toronto

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Oh, hi! Nov 12, 2018

Baraka_Guru was last seen:
Dec 12, 2018 at 6:10 PM
    1. Baraka_Guru
      Baraka_Guru
      wishes World's King godspeed.
    2. Baraka_Guru
      Baraka_Guru
      Head in the clouds with the razor-sharp silver lining.
    3. Baraka_Guru
      Baraka_Guru
      Those cats don't look like Hitler; they look like Charlie Chaplin.
    4. Baraka_Guru
      Baraka_Guru
      Thanks, fres. Now I have synthpop in my head.
    5. Baraka_Guru
      Baraka_Guru
      I'm cleaning up my diet. I hope my body likes vegetables.
    6. Baraka_Guru
      Baraka_Guru
      I can't get the melody to "The Rakes of Mallow" out of my head. It's like my brain was infiltrated by faeries.
    7. Baraka_Guru
      Baraka_Guru
      Does anyone know what a 140-character status update looks like? I've been wondering for a while since first seeing that ominous green 140. X
    8. Baraka_Guru
      Baraka_Guru
      I had weird dreams last night—as in, "I think I might be going crazy" weird.
    9. Baraka_Guru
      Baraka_Guru
      The more I use xenForo, the more I like it.
    10. Baraka_Guru
      Baraka_Guru
      Tinkering with poetry.
    11. Baraka_Guru
      Baraka_Guru
      Today's theme is tea and gardens.
    12. genuinemommy
      genuinemommy
      Hello, friend Guru. Are you having a delightful day?
      1. Baraka_Guru
        Baraka_Guru
        I missed this. I guess I'm still learning the ropes. Thanks for the note. I think Thursday was fairly delightful, if I recall.
        Aug 1, 2011
    13. Baraka_Guru
      Baraka_Guru
      electromythographic
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    The details of my life are quite inconsequential. But very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical — summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it —

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    “I can't remember anything. I remember only ideas and sensations.”
    —James Joyce, Ulysses (1922)
    “Humankind cannot bear very much reality.”
    —T. S. Eliot, “Burnt Norton,” Four Quartets (1943)