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You know you're getting old when....

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by Baraka_Guru, Nov 4, 2011.

  1. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I could see that one coming...;)
     
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  2. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    Good song. Great setting!
    She's so gorgeous. I remember the song all over the radio though I was quite young. <eye flutter>
    Scuttlebutt is that the song is referring to Mick Jagger. I believe Carly continues to discount that, tho'.
     
  3. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    When you start groaning, when you are just thinking about getting up off of the couch...
     
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  4. Maybe, maybe not. Been an ongoing mystery since it was released.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You're_So_Vain

    You know you're old if you bought this album when it was released.
     
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  5. itwasme

    itwasme But you'll never prove it.

    Location:
    In the wind
    It took me a good 3 minutes to figure out this one. *chuckles*
     
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  6. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    When most of the movies and music are remakes of remakes..and everyone swears it's some new brilliant song or movie.
     
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  7. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    and i always thought it was about warren beaty...
     
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  8. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    Was at a party at a club this weekend. 200 people in the room and the DJ had set an appropriate volume for about 500. So the missus and I dipped out. Friend of mine walking in asked if I was going. I said, "Yep. It's too loud. Apparently, I'm too old." She didn't get the "If it's too loud you're too old reference."

    Apparently, I'm getting old.

    You know you're getting old when your credit card is old enough to vote.
    .... when you've been able to drink so long that people conceived the first night you could drink legally no longer need their fake IDs.
    .... when you realize that the President is not too much older than you.
    .... when you have to remind yourself that the reason the past is starting to look better is Sturgeon's Law, not the past Being better.
     
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  9. SuburbanZombie

    SuburbanZombie Housebroken

    Location:
    Northeast
    ...when the easy setting on video games is difficult.
     
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  10. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Thought it was Warren Beatty
     
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  11. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    He was one of the names thrown around. Both guys were/are rich enough to charter a plane to see 'the total eclipse of sun.'
    --- merged: Nov 7, 2011 9:25 PM ---
    I wasn't getting quite enough allowance at the time to buy a copy of the LP though I started babysitting the next year and went to town buying LP's & 45's.
    Thanks for the history of You're So Vain. Boy, has Ms. Simon gotten a LOT of mileage out of that song.
     
  12. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    can't forget this one...

    [​IMG]
     
  13. itwasme

    itwasme But you'll never prove it.

    Location:
    In the wind
    When you have to ask your kids to "fix" the television, because you accidentally hit the wrong button.
     
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  14. Indigo Kid

    Indigo Kid Getting Tilted

    When you "groan or grunt outloud" as you get up and outta your car! Then you look around to make sure no one saw or heard you doing that!!!
     
  15. SuburbanZombie

    SuburbanZombie Housebroken

    Location:
    Northeast
    When gardening becomes a hobby.
    When you hear a new song on the radio and it takes most of the song before you realize its a cover and the rest of the song to remember who did it first.
     
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  16. You can't eat certain types of foods after 8pm or you won't be able to sleep. But it doesn't matter cause you fall asleep on the couch at 7:30pm every night anyway.
     
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  17. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    You know you're getting old when you hear the words 'English Major' and your first thought is of an officer in the Queen's Army.:rolleyes:

    Lindy
     
  18. Innocentmiss

    Innocentmiss Getting Tilted

    You know you're getting old when everyone who was in your year at school has a car, house, husband and children! I pretend not to be old by only obtaining the first on the list! I always was slow at school!
     
  19. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    You know you're getting old when everyone who remembers who Danny Thomas was has forgotten who he was.
     
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  20. Ozmanitis

    Ozmanitis Trust in your will and Hope will burn bright!

    Location:
    Texas USA
    When you tell your kids about how much fun flying a kite can be...and they laugh at you.
     
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